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Essendon shouldn't even exist anymore. They should have been wiped off the map. They have no place in Australian sport.

Ahh yes, was hoping Getty images would cover the session. Brilliant pics. And thanks to all for the training reports

Selfishly hoping that six6six can get there today with his trusty camera. The road to the Demons first finals appearance in a decade starts now

For anyone interested heres an in depth game by game breakdown by melboutnefc.com laureate Sir Matt Burgan http://www.melbournefc.com.au/news/2015-11-06/melbournes-2016-fixture-game-by-game

Nice. Has the talent of The Ox and will make us forget Toumpas immediately

"Had a joke with JKH about his musclebound physique, " lmfao

Can he play relief ruck and does he have mongrel?

Great work WJ All the videos and info on Parish all in the one post. Its like a one stop Parish shop Bring on the draft

Being very generous there Georgiou

Theres a spot for Jack if he wants it. The list now has some depth for maybe first time since hes been at the club, he wont be gifted games any more.

12 days until the shite hits the fan.

My view is that I'd much rather the next Ben Cousins than the next Brandan Goddard

1994 and its not even close. Lyon and Schwarz fully fit and dominating and Jakovich doing his thing for 13 games before getting injured..... supported brilliantly by Pike and Charles Its a shame Jakovich got injured during the season.... who knows what would have happened if we had him in that Prelim final vs West Coke Total score of the six leading goal kickers from those years - 1994 - Lyon, Schwarz, Jakovich, Lovell, Pike, Charles - 268 goals, 153 behinds 1998 - Neitz, Lyon, Farmer, Schwarz, White, Robertson - 181 goals, 124 behinds

Kinda off topic but what date does Preseason training begin?

Why would you even name those two kids, no way they are starting a final in the cenrte square in their first season Gawn Viney Jones Brayshaw Vince and Tyson in off the wing

So the RIchmond Anzac eve game is our home game? thank christ gor that. We really need to get early wins, if we are looking the goods at long last that game vs the Tigers could get a 60k+ crowd and some nice coin for the club. And a win of course.

2016 will be his last chance to be a serious player and cement a spot in the 18. Otherwise he is just going to be another Colin 'one more preseason' Sylvia.

Thats right, I remember now. Glad he didnt test, if we smashed records maybe the Saints would have taken him at pick 1. They should have anyway IMO, hes well and truly got McCartin covered.

The combines is meaningless. Id like to see Brayshaws testing. Cant recall if he did well in any of the tests, all that mattered was that he is a natural footballerr. Like Parish looks to be too.

Cant read it cos of the stupid paywall but I hope its true, the kid is clearly a jet. It will be damn shame though for all the posters on here who have for some insane reason judged Parish's football ability on how he looks.

There can simply be no more delicious bonus to getting Parish than moving a pick in front of Essendope and destroying their dreams and plans. I bet they had him pencliied in all season and have put so much time and work into him lolololol... suck a fat one Dodoro !!!!

Damn you!

http://demonland.com/forums/index.php?/topic/38832-the-darcy-parish-thread/page-4#entry1181665 Thought someone had better give credit to the poster that made the comparison first

A very talented kid, but his knees must be really bad if the Swans didnt give him a rookie lifeline Unless they offered and he said no as he has another club lined up

Ben Cousins clone If only we could move in to the top 3 to get him