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My XI has a bit of depth I reckon . Warner Barath Jayawardene Root Shafiq Sarwan Duminy Mc Cullum Broad Pattinson Sharma

I remember the duck walking off the ground with him about 5 games in a row on Channel Nine.

Thats my boy! Warner going well too. Ishant Sharma not so good.

Both JMs couldn't hit a barn. Fierce defensively but zero composure. Oh well-pressure is on to improve or go to Casey.

What happens with an injured player ? Re-pick or do we choose subs?

Adrian Barath (West Indies) Wow, it gets really tough late in the game. Got to get up early to slip one past Rogue. Very early indeed.

I have consulted the oracles and they have informed me of the wise phrase "when in doubt ,choose an all-rounder". Ravi Ashwin (India)

Shht, so you did. This is getting tough. I will need to consult the oracles.

Dinesh Chandimal(SL) Pick 84. Future Captain of SL

I'm ok with mouthing the rhetoric as long as there is plenty of money and Sex involved. And goats, and dates. Do they ever work in these organisations or is it all just dirty deeds and cover ups?

The last time i got shoved into a convent they called it a "debutante ball" and as soon as the parents left the girls got more willing(and physical) than their brothers and cousins on the footy field . Anyway ,dont know much about Christ but I can talk a lot of hypocritical sh!t and I love forbidden fruit . Good a chance as any pervert I reckon .

In Mykonos they substitute tram for Donkey . I didn't know you went to a catholic school BBO? BTW ,I applied for the job in Rome because I thought the town had three things going for it. 1. All roads lead there.(great for traffic) 2.It wasn't built in a day (unlike Beijing) 3. When there ,you have to do what they do (which is not very much). Put in my application ,just waiting for the puffs of smoke from the blokes in frocks.

. Must have known you were mfc. Once people know-they want to get right up in there.

Jeez we've been copping some Flack! Our development has been stunted and we've had more quiet achievers than BP's disaster unit. "Just Dont Say" CC is on paid leave and Mr Clean has wiped the evidence clean off the Whiteboard ,which has been put in the vault for good . We have a fit team on a Misson. The world hates us and we are broke as usual . We have nothing to lose but our minds. Bring on round one .

Over there, you can never be sue of the difference eh?

His dad was a handy darts bowler and a very,very dour lower order bat, a gravedigger before he played test cricket, and batted like one.

It's quality of idiot that counts O.D

When you agree with him too often there is a problem.

I miss those parties too.Hellfire was a great night out. I only went the first time because I thought it was the Demons social club.

My pick again so quickly . I'll have a Root . Joe Root-England and Wales Pick 77.

Some on here would argue that was merely a fait accompli.

Hoping our footy teams cop a similar slap on the wrist for our lack of effort in the face of adversity back in 2009.

Nun of that. Wears the soap. Wash your mouth out.

This could be my Achilles heel. J. P Duminy (Zaffers)

Do they need to get games in order to contribute? Surely it doesn't help if they cant make test teams ? Nest Pas?