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As long as you are wasting time-the thread will co-operate with you. She is an easy task master , a loyal mistress/master , a grand old dame of procrastination. She will hold your hand in troubled times(and the seas have been rough) and she will make you laugh like you never laughed before. Then Fl.og will come along and wreck it.

We do.

Moral superiority must be lonely Redleg. Like being at a party full of fun loving girls with few morals whilst training to be a priest. I suppose technically Lawyers never lie-they just bend the truth into a pretzel .

Change GPs immediately . She sounds like she got her degree in some back yard lab in Eastern Block Poland . You need to find a french Dr-a philanderer and a Drunk if possible . At least then you will have something in common with your GP and not fear the next visit. I also suggest you bring a slab for him which should help avoid the GP tax for a few visits.

I am often slandered on this site for my lowly caste in western civilisation . Take no heed of these rural/academic types.They are far too removed from urban sophisticated culture to understand .

I have been banned from using the internet by the powers that be . But I'm better now.

Why waste money on postage?

There is a pond I have in mind.Most of the liquid in it is not actually water. It is in Sourh Werribee. He would fit in nicely.

Meanwhile.I trust the lunatics are running the asylum.MacMurphy- he's not crazy , but he is definitely dangerous.

No great loss. Brisbanites can always go and take up poetry reading on a Saturday afternoon. A place of such high culture doesn't need a football team. Alastair Lynch could give everyone oral service for a start.

Note to self: buy cyanide on next trip to Perth.

I've had more smears than a Gynocologist on this thread. I would never urinate in a hall. There is a perfectly good vanity basin in my room.

All this winning has forced the real issues to the back pages. The woodwork is opening.ski season starts soon and 3 in a row is a real possibility . I have a free pizz function saturday.Dilemmas abound.

Close Jazza.I have to pick up a lot of full pot glasses and fill some ashtrays.

By this stage it is safe to say he is pond scum.

Les just forget It.

Les is more sometimes.

No probs Jazza. I am free during the day. Most of my city job are at night. Happy to work without gloves just to get a feel for it. Can't be any worse than my ex girlfriend . That was a chore at best. Cost me 80 per cent of a house in the cbd to get out of that one but was worth every cent. Hope your cows are friendlier than that one.

Don't want to rain on your parade Jazza but in our family there is old saying."Behind every cloud there is more darkness and gloom, ended only by the inevitability of decay and death".

I cannot disclose the full nature of this one although it is not Lordweavers'Chrtistian re-education service nor was it one forced upon me by the Justice Department. It did involve beer,children ,and a river-in order of importance. Nobody was killed but several of the children suffered minor injuries, An overall success in my books.

Just back from camp and immediately see that the level of discourse has not leapt out of the gutter .

Seems a little antiquated. There are such things as tasers these days.

None of them involving transportation.