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good to see the J Bird in. He will take 300 plus test wickets in time. Control.....

I think we should meet in Innisfail-an economy under great stress for several years (due to cyclones that have affected us all) and turn it into a national festival.The possibilities are ripe. We should celebrate this great berry.

The weather might save us from 5-0. It took us 140 overs to get them out then. Thats more than 1.5 days. Struggle street i reckon but as they say, "tis a funny game".

Any puppies in a storm.

I would love to see a nice pair of bouncy puppies.

It's a pity we're talking more about the DRS system than the cricket. Let's see if the Aussies can conjure up a loss from here. It wont be easy but I'm confident the boys can do it on form alone.

He wont know if it's a Hare Krisnas or Sid Vicious. Who said anything about helping people? Organ harvesting is a business like anything else. Has your time selling slaves in the Burmese triangle taught you nothing?

only what i call "Hummingbirds". Sure they look young ,but their organs never really sleep so they age quickly . I suggest we hang out at a christian motocross rally or some such similar event and just wait for the right moment. Either that or a "Mark Neeld lecture for inspiring confidence" and see if any healthy young kids have died of boredom.

"every heart beats true for the red and the blue" is not actually a scientific fact DC. Get a valve from one those young guys that like riding motorbikes .

They tried that with Cale but the doctors refused to operate because his chest was too small and they couldn't find his heart.

Old Dee-you will have to stop posting in the car,and turn down the stereo. Glad to hear you are well.I think we discussed insurance on this forum once so i take it you have some. Daisycutter-a French philosopher once said"I would rather die young than compromise by eating Margarine". Hope you are running on all chambers/valves soon.

Graham Wood was a master of quick running between the wickets though . Ask Laird ,McCosker ,Darling,Dyson,Wessells and all the other guys he ran out.

Article in the Age finally putting the blame for our demise on the head of CA. BBL,IPL,the weakening of Club and state cricket and the chasing of quick bucks. Ten years with Sutherland have overseen this . I once loved cricket with a passion. Not now-I would rather play park cricket or watch some mates play. They wrecked it. Fkn Sports administrators.

The team is completely Rooted. Thats what happens when the captain cant handle strong personalities around him. The bogan from West Sydney is to blame.

Made it back with all goods secure. The old Khyber is not the same though. Changed rooms at the Gat -living the life.

Clarke smears himself. Cannot take a joke or handle different personalities. He is a great batsman on a flat track under no pressure but he is no skipper. How can you leave a tour just because you have found out Fev was rooting your Fiance? His countless issues with other players shows he is a little sook . Clarke has failed so many times to step up to the leadership role(which involves more than saying the right things to James Sutherland)that he should be sacked . We will be 2-0 after tonight. He lost the first test due to the DRS in which Cook out-thought him. He is not making runs.He has a dodgy back and a weak personality.

You never usually ask. Better see if Stuie is OK with it. He loves a good closure.

Uni Blacks need a speedy midfielder ,who kicks himself out of it, like Dan Nicholson perhaps? Only fair really .

Titan-as flawed as the DRS is,especially as something like the Broad decision occurred , just shows that England used theirs much more wisely. The Captaincy basically cost us the test because we fluffed our appeals. Bird should be in the next test-very hard to score against and will get LBWs.

Worst Aussie inventions ever. Snicko and Hot-spot.

Drop the top order for more All-rounders!

Glad the new teeth are working well OD. Crunch into a few of those fried crickets if you get the chance-bloody tasty with a beer.

both these guys are in my world X1 Demonland team. Serious problem when a bearded Root is on the [censored] and then my opener tries to get a bearded Root with his fist.but misses.

It would be great to see your workout buddies at the games BBO. They are certainly a fine looking group of men. Will you be bringing any of the old Christian Bros down to boost membership. We certainly can't be too picky about their previous indiscretions.

There is one ever the bridge here, called the Bandildos. Fairly onerous initiation process you may have to remove your colours to enter.