Biffen

I'd think he should be put on after school detention and the club should call his parents. Very naughty indeed. He won't think he's so cool when his father finds out.

With Hogan and Lewis out and Spencer the in form ,next cab off the rank,Goodwin made an error in elevating Smith. Easy to say in hindsight I know. Same with his premature call on Viney- it was unnecessary to put it mildly. Jack Watts is the straightest kick in the comp.He is a forward.

Cyanide capsules.

Geelong is like a smaller ,more scummy Melbourne without any discernable intelligentsia .Or any at all. The best part about going to Geelong is leaving it

I'd like them all to survive the storm. Mostly.

Geelong broadcasters are so good.

K rock have got Neeld as Watts commentator . Ive had better chiropodists telling me how to fix my car.

Do they teach Geelongians to breathe?Or did they just invent their own style? K-rock sponsored by faggs- .whichis cool of course.

The young boy from Carey gets a goal- according to the k- rock crew

Do People from Geelong get the vote?

A recent misdeed has me located in the Barwon vicinity for the foreseeable . Further punishment is special comments by Mark Neeld- who is acting as Jack WTts internal monologue- sheer hell.

My affection for the drunken ne'er do well grew enormously on the news. Most of my favourite American are born in the province of Canadia.

No Moon. It's Canadia you moron. And the hair apparent has recently banned a made up word,or people from uttering such sentiments as opposition to it. There is no common sense in Canadia.

She's on the 4/2 diet.

Rain on the way. Could mean they will leave the roof open. Trying still to remove the stench from the Adele concert.

The way I see it, for the cats to win they need blinders from Selwood,Danger and ChickenHawk. Dees by 17 points on our new happy hunting ground.

It's good to see you referring to yourself in the 3rd person. Biffen approves.

I mean something that is actually possible.No pipe dreams.

He could just retire and I wouldn't care one bit. He'll be just another bald happy-clapper in the Hillsong Ponzi and good luck to him. Not interested in his family problems or his future plans. Give up the last years money and quit your boring twerp.

Not since the Chinese took over most of my enterprises and The Block took over the Gat. My clientele always go fo the cheaper option. Its part of globalisation- leaving honest Australian owned businesses like my own dwarfed by 900 kilo importers and legions of concubine dealers ready to take my business . I may need to remodel my archaic business model in line with competing international players and look for a competitive edge . Open to suggestions.

I rang Tracey at city link and complained that I had to pay 31.70 to drive into her tunnel and then back in. It was in early January and I cannot recall entering said tunnel. Nevertheless,I have struck a financial agreement with Tracey that will see the debt paid gradually. Unlike our Understanding Trace,I have been forced into temporary poverty by a lack of client/ neighbours at the gat and have taken a loan at ridiculous punitive interest from BBO's pay day loans inc. Week 2 and he has threatened sending " the lads" around to collect the vig. Enough said. Looks like I'll be under the bridge with SR and Sqizz. Been there before- good for the soul.

Loved the video. Would love to see a them extending the practical joke a bit more. Like pretend to give someone a game and then say "Dees Candid Camera- sucked in you idiot- you'll never play afl level" or tell someone they'd will be traded to Gold Coast- then tell them it's a joke . Just a few random ideas for where we can take this

Lewis had a perfect explanation for his actions. He felt like hitting Cripps so he did.

Put your hand up if you were suggesting we trade him. There were a few who forgot his talents when he lost the weight.

Shocking coach. Good list manager. Pulled his only flag from his ring-would not have happened without Barry Hall who should have been on the sideline for a right hook.