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BTW Although I do not wish to discourage your new found health zealotry, you mentioned that you pectorals were resting on your gut. This means they are technically titz as pectoral is a muscle.. And I thought you only pumped irony.

Going to the gym won't help you BBO- you need Pilates and hydrotherapy. But I am sure you are only in there for visual stimulation as well as your feeble attempts at efficacy.

Sounds terrible Jazza- like work people advertise as "honest ".The alarm clock thing sounds injurious to my delicately balanced sleep patterns. Thank you for your kind offer-but the only time I like to see a cows rump is on a plate with chips and salad.

My business will bounce back Bitters- and when it does I have a free credit in store offer for you. Gotta go fill out some insurance claims. If Abe Saffron can bounce back from disaster do can I.

Maple - I fully agree that you are not Gatwick material - not everyone is cut out for " the life". Further- for Jazza to infer that you might be is scandalous . We can't expect much from the uneducated agrarian millionaires.

Watching them play rugby in the paddock must have been the final straw for you.Perhaps if you spent less time at the neighbours your flock might feel safer.

I remember You telling me about the scandal with the farm hand on the 457 visa. I still can't believe you didn't know what was happening until the lads started speaking with a kiwi accent.

Next time we should all roll up to Bbos with some garlic , rosemary and a rotisserie .I refuse to despatch one of them for ethical reasons and also because they have such lovely eyes.

I don't want to bore you with the intricacies of my work practises but you are aware that the cost of precursor chemicals had trebled in the last financial year- I nearly rang the ACCC to complain .

Have you not read the papers- there is a recession looming.One must save for a rainy day . We must all tighten our belts .sort of.

I have merely been on an extended bender.Lordweaver must have found a higher calling. I cannot recant my lascivious lifestyle- I have made a solemn pact.

Take the lens cap off the binoculars next time OD.

Hird could inject something into one of those teams. Or maybe he is. "Studying" them.

We only have time for contemplation of future sins at the Gat. No navel gazing here.

Coffee, beer,wine,sex these are some of the triggers for the craving to smoke. You'll have to quit the lot.

One smoke wont hurt Jazza. The tobacco industry needs you,relies on you. A quitter never wins and a winner never quits.

Fresh as a Daisy Chain.

Yep, George Best and Kieth Richards made me what I am but it's time I spread my wings under my new life coach.

you like em old anyway .

Gee that was a big weekend. Felt like two weeks. Anyone have a good weekend?

DC- Your little coaching gig at the East Burwood Rams is coming under some scrutiny. I like the tactics-make them earn the jumper!

i'll start paying tax when they make it compulsory. Until that day , Pat Rafter,Hoges,Greg Norman,Daniel Riccardo,The Croat tennis guy player,Hugh Jackman etc can go on rooting the system their way- and I'll do the same.

Perhaps you would prefer. I remember the first time I had sex-I kept the receipt. Women should be obscene and not heard. Anyway-the neocons might get upset with all this Marxism.

The selective process at The Gatwick insures we get only the best of the best here. No arseless chap wearing chaps riding into town on demented Alpacas anymore .

My room mates will be pleased. They are still recovering from your last trip to town.