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Now you're really plumbing the bottom of the Reeva. It would take an olympic feet for you to wring more laughs out of this one.

Followed by the sequel, "I can't Jump puddles"

Oscar hasn't.

I think the smoking gun might be when he testifies that he went in to the bathroom to get his tinea cream. That could be the Achilles heel for the defence.

"he sat down by the Reeva and wept"

or maybe he has used aid?

I wonder if he is using a paralegal?

So does that mean we can start making Rolf Harris Jokes now. All Jakes aside.

That wont hold water

You've cut off most of my arguments at the knees. In fact you seem to enjoy giving me a bloodbath.

Oscar was so keen to leave the crime scene ,apparently he breasted the tape.

Especially as he was completely stumped as to how it all happened.

perhaps the Steinkamp team will argue that she was a model citizen and he was completely unstable.

Maybe you are correct ,so far his story has stood up. Maybe he is made of Teflon .

I'm just shooting in the dark here, but what if his self defence arguement runs out of legs?

I think you are springing to conclusions ,and er jumping the gun.

I disagree-the court will find he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Something Oscar Pistoriuos and Kim Fat arse can not enjoy!

By purchasing I will assume you paid a technologically superior younger person to download it for you.

That all depends on which set of keys you pull out of the bowl. They can't all be sex-crazed,conservative upper middle bed hoppers. Aren't their some freaky new wave Christian types as well?

Don't be ridiculous ,Daisy would never stoop to chaperoning the disabled for his own pleasures. Unless there was a sizeable will/dowry involved.

I haven't had any ideas in quite some time. The medication,along with Demonland has seen to that. I feel so much better.

Those blue rinse Borewood women dont use plastic surgery- Daisycutter chases the ones who have had hip surgery. A couple of gins after Wednesday tennis and its game,set,match.

Pity they left the head.

Life is good- and there is no such thing as an ugly woman.even Caro has her admirers.