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FYI I heard a rumour the Stones may be doing their last shows EVER in NYC in December 12-15Tickets to "The Tongue Pit" are around 2 grand (capitalist bastards) Rumour is Charlie has had enough. Bill Wyman ,Ian Stewart ,and others from the past to join them. It will be on Pay per view over here but I know you are a massive fan of TGRRBITW. You may want to bring the trip forward.

England created Pakistan ,and the justice system.The spot fixing in this case took place in England . Maybe they put them In a Pakistani part of England?

Make that "wont".It adversely affects my tax situation and ruins a good day . Besides-The Melbourne Club need me.

So little time-so many shows going unwatched.Still on Season 3 Deadwood. EB Farnham makes me pi55 myself. "Eatie him yourself you leering heathen".

Getting a service. He has a season pass to Buller going to waste. He is at the bus stop waiting(for reality).

Someones gotta "run" things. Didn't you know we ALL have trust funds and we ALL are born to rule . Please dont use that dirty word around here. Gotta go get my Range Rover from the shop. The chauffer wont catch the tram. Bastard.

Thats where Tuckerbag comes in .

Genius-I'm in.

Thanks for your support Phantom.We do what we can with the tools we have been given. Got any inventions/business ideas? I'm always available for consultation.

Great stuff Redleg-I'm glad you are using your spare time wisely.Just keep in mind that when your product is available for release , Ricky ponting and Shane Watson will not be able to advertise for you as they already have deals that may conflict.(Suisse vitamins and KFC). How about we develop a Banana shaped cigar and get Monica Lewinsky to do the ad .Yeah ,how bout it .

Yet there is talk of bringing in Phil Hughes again. I have no idea why the NSW bias still exists but it it clearly a problem.Haddins only problem is that he cannot keep wickets and as a bstsman he plays too many loose shots at innapropriate times. Apart from that ,he is nearly 36 ,but remains mates with Pup Clarke ,so all is fine . I'm off Cricket-mostly thanks to Pup Clarke and the whole NSW thing ,combined with the 20/20 fiasco and all that rot. When Pattinson and Cummins combine we are in for another decade of dominance and Clarke will get the credit . Wade will struggle to get in until he learns to lick NSW boot.

Cant play ,smokes ice ,eats burgers all day ,has brain damage . Should not have mentioned all these assets. The pies will be after him now.

He has a long way to go before he's a free agent.he can suck up the pain and get good or he'll be playing VFA in front of 57 people and a dog for the rest of his career.

Hopefully we were only scaring JG out of his complacency.

Is Ray a done deal? I hope not .

Let the games begin . The most exciting time of the year for Demons has arrived. Lets hope that we can start enjoying the footy again.

If you got a job at my local fish and chip shop you could do it while you work.

We can take consolation in the fact that Hawthorn have failed again and can only hope they will disintegrate next year . What consolation then for Sam Mitchells' son who has two surnames. Puke inducing article in the Age about their suffering. Puke inducing name for a child. Smith. You dumb blonde [censored].

Whoever we go for we will Muff it up -to use a quaint phrase.But at least we will genereate reams of wasted data discussing it in "spilt milk" threads.

No that was me and my kids-and you could hardly call it running.

I heard a variation of this myself .I can also confirm that she was a PE teacher of mine many years ago and she knows nothing about cricket .

Anyone we pick who says they don't want to play for us is going to have a tough pre-season. Where these kids want to play and where they go are different things sometimes. They can learn to live with the responsibility of dragging this club up the ladder. 200 or 300 grand and a nice hot cup of STFU should sort out any problems they may have.

Thats the brain behind the CFC .

My favourite sitcom is right here-and we all get to write our own lines.