Biffen

I think you brought up the triple century very stylishly . Nice innings.

Are you on a bender?

happiness is a middle class obsession . This thread will never last . it's full of sin and diversion from the one true calling .

I quite liked the poem. The juxtaposition of warring fruit and the descent of mankind . The loss of innocence ,yet still told in an iconic bush balladeer format concealing weighty ideas. BBO ,whilst proficient in modern banter and it's rythmic nuances, has re-invented a traditional metier and given it a new timbre. 4 stars.

Mahela Jayawardene. (Ceylon)

Your contribution is as sincere and refreshing as they come . Theres nothing to understand. It's a thread about Bananas and nothings. As far as i can tell. But i am often wrong .

Call DHS and get custody-accuse the parents of drug abuse or something and the kid is yours .

Nice one, Hope the buffet is not too soggy after writing that piece. Did you take extra money for the cost of living up there? Is it breakfast, papers, exercise, lunch, matinee show ,nap , dinner, show, cocktails, bed or have I got the order wrong.

David Warner (Australia)

HT didn't stipulate eras.

Ian Botham Don Bradman Barry Richards Sachin Wasim Hadlee Sobers Sangakarra Warne Holding Murilitharan

In Vino Veritas. You'll notice us demons put the sanguine drop ahead of the fodder.

2006 Brocks Reef Cab Sav. Kangaroo ,seed mustard ,shallot gravy . Butter leaf Haddad and rice.

Dont get Stu started. he's obsessed.

Roast tofu ?

WYL thinks hes so cool now that he's using all the Gen Y slang . and he keeps spraying his tag all over other peoples graffiti.

Oh please. Spare me.

Yeah BBO-save it for that special someone. Since we put everyone on to the powers of Reiki ,Mud baths ,Crystals ,Steam tents and meditation they have all turned into a pack of peaceniks. Hope we dont see Finkelstien in the spa region .We need him on edge .

There is Muuzzzzak playing softly in the background. Everything is paid for The women are happy THERE IS THE ILLUSION THAT ALL IS OK, dont rock the boat

Doesn't stop the spice island from mixing it up . The Sydney test is about batting against spin . Always.

They say Travcalm works-but those cruise boats are the size of Frankston-drink up !Have fun on the Love Boat boys.

Tony Greig has pulled up stumps on 66. RIP Tony .

Johnson was bowling very quickly the last time we took him to England. The trouble was that he could barely hit the pitch. He is never going to be a reliable bowler but he still has the ability to get 2 or 3 in an over or two. Solid enough bat ,nice guy and gets the chicks . I suspect he is picked for the latter reasons as was Brendan Julian. Pattinson and Cummins have the potential to destroy any batting line up in the future . When they scrap all this one day crap we have the bones of a very dominant side.

Whoever put their name to those allegations have backed off from them.Ricky P is already leadership material-the other tiggers were in a Bikie Club making meth on Boxing Day.

When the knee goes-so does the thread. And $5mill.