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Biffen

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  1. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Serial rorters of multiple pensions find themselves in a never ending spiral of dependency on Viagra and Cialis as well as Gin and Tonic. They live from Thursday to the next fortnight in a sexual frenzy,the final fizzle in the loins being not unlike the death rattle of the giant blowfly.
  2. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Thanks for clearing that up . Jesus, you must be on the good Shiraz. You give off an heir of intelligence which is rarely seen here,nor welcome .
  3. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Are you telling me you don't like his pictorial additions to what is an essentially a long running,big content thread with a formerly text based readership being overrun by some Meth coast freak with 9 toilets and a computer?
  4. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Not a fan of Redfoo then?
  5. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    500 page of human neuroses. Well done all.
  6. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I've never been so insul.... oh yes I have.
  7. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    At least the Centrelink in Romsey has jobs for Alpaca wranglers and wool graders. Anything to keep them in Romsey.
  8. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Gold help your students in the future. When is Romsey expecting to have its first high school graduate? Surely he/she will be made Mayor instantly. Edit:apostrophe. but BBO is surely to sauced to give a flying about such things now.
  9. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    More of an observation. And I don't associate with Hirdy anymore FYI.
  10. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    That's a given.
  11. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    As much as I don't like discussing things traitor on this thread, Frawley isn't in the same category as our mate from Breakfast point. Chip is entitled to look for a successful second half of his career. I hope he doesn't but at least he was good for us for a while.
  12. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    When do I get to be a part of the illuminati and all that. Wouldn't mind a slice of the reserve bank either. What do i have to do for that.
  13. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Take the edge off by pinning up a few Margaret Thatcher posters in the hat room. Oh wait ,for an old Tory like you that might have the reverse effect.
  14. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    No worries, as Melbourne man that is our duty. Much like our players and our executive in dealing with the afl.
  15. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Any chance of being admitted to a lodge somewhere near St Kilda? Except i wont do the goat thing.
  16. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Good thinking , Why raise a sweat? When i see young guys in a pub drinking with girls from work after just playing mixed sport I look on them with utter disgust . Somehow I don't perceive you and your nefarious interest in the hobby horses of our geriatric sector with the same disgust. I've heard you never mess around with pleasantries after the sherry comes out.Lets face it. With your girlfriends,life is too short.literally.
  17. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Oh no.....I've been marketing it as an aphrodisiac in the Grey belt (Eastern burbs). Watch what those lascivious blue rinsers try to slip in your tea at old fartz tennis tomorrow.
  18. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    They wont let me fly to Perth and anyway I need the stuff for my chemistry experiments here in the Gat, the locals love it .Seems harmless enough.
  19. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    The pond at least.
  20. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    So you're on the meth too. They must put it in the water over there.
  21. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    AFter all Fl og ,posting at 4.53 am means you are probably pizzed,after all. Even if you Perth types go to bed late.
  22. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Shouldn't you be mixing up the metamucil? I'm surprised your latest conquest hasn't got her teeth in the jar and the curlers in.
  23. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    He's blacked out early tonight.
  24. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    ask Spike Milligan. Poor Man. On his gravestone are the immortal words.. "I told you I was Ill."