Biffen

Bingo is like some kind of sicko foreplay for a guy like you. Sherry some kind of aphroDaisiac!

A catch 22 would be Dc in a bingo hall for herpes sufferers .

Maybe he was looking for a close shave and she had used his blades.

The court is expected to be standing room only tomorrow. I wonder if he will use this defence as a crutch.

He'll bounce back- when the jury let him go there will be a spring in his step.

I'm surprised comments on this subject have not been disabled.

Comments like that can be 'armful . You should try walking a mile in his shoes.

That's ridiculous ,there is no way he would have had itchy feet after a short relationship with a woman of her beauty. Maybe their biggest issue was that he fired off a shot too quickly in the bedroom?

Now you're really plumbing the bottom of the Reeva. It would take an olympic feet for you to wring more laughs out of this one.

Followed by the sequel, "I can't Jump puddles"

Oscar hasn't.

I think the smoking gun might be when he testifies that he went in to the bathroom to get his tinea cream. That could be the Achilles heel for the defence.

"he sat down by the Reeva and wept"

or maybe he has used aid?

I wonder if he is using a paralegal?

So does that mean we can start making Rolf Harris Jokes now. All Jakes aside.

That wont hold water

You've cut off most of my arguments at the knees. In fact you seem to enjoy giving me a bloodbath.

Oscar was so keen to leave the crime scene ,apparently he breasted the tape.

Especially as he was completely stumped as to how it all happened.

perhaps the Steinkamp team will argue that she was a model citizen and he was completely unstable.

Maybe you are correct ,so far his story has stood up. Maybe he is made of Teflon .

I'm just shooting in the dark here, but what if his self defence arguement runs out of legs?

I think you are springing to conclusions ,and er jumping the gun.

I disagree-the court will find he doesn't have a leg to stand on.