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Shocking outs from Watson and Warner. Warmer just cost me $110. [censored].

Just plonked 20 on Warner to make a hundred. If we can see off this new ball then it will happen.

It'll be a pants down ,dresses up ,knock em down ,drag it up affair Moon. BBO will be Shiraz fit for the re-match . Can't wait.

Stu's Mrs, a very patient woman, will take it to the highest levels WJ. I'm not sure Mrs BBO gives a rats anymore about him but I am reliably informed that he is applying for a job as an international sign language interpreter. We can't let this happen-a war could eventuate.

Jeezuz Christ DC-it's nearly friggin Xmas and we are subject to the vagaries of Tinia Tirds intimate knowledge of corruption and power.little does she realise that she is the beneficiary yet she cries foul. Get me some Demonland barbs over that 1st world issue anyday!

Can somebody with some clout please forward a case for the early return of Stu and BBO. The lack of antagonism on here is killing me. If the crime is interesting-they were guilty .(Moreso my big fat Alpaca fancying wierdo Romsey mate).

Luckily most people on here have thick skin. Otherwise we would be driven round the bend.

Innisfailed before . Innisfail again.

It seems like DKL is the only one who gets him firing. On another note-from those test teams we picked earlier my boys David Warner ,Stu Broad and Joe Root are firing . Who had Mitch Johnson?

I'm working at Lordweavers rehab farm counselling Stu and Bbo.be back soon.i got their minds right.

If you can't be negative then you could try inanity.Seems to keep everyone docile. Redleg was complaining about talking utter Tird. And he is a lawyer-a professional at it!

Not for long.

Very Funny Indeed To quote the youth "LOLLED".

She's lazy and I'm thinking of retiring her. Anyway-shes far too educated for my liking. Heirs and Graces.

Send him a bill for legal counsel. 15 minutes at Saturday night rates.

verbal testimony ,first hand witnesses ,diaries etc. The fact that a paper trail was destroyed is also a pointer to their guilt.

Perfect-these guys are not worth the helicopter trip. I've got some bolt cutters as well- in case their toenails need a clip.

We have ways of making them talk. A cup of tea and a biscuit is probably a good start. If they don't talk immediately, threaten to eat the Monte Carlos if that doesn't work then we attach electrodes to their balls and zap the [censored].

A message to ground announcers everywhere-you are not wanted and not needed . People do not go to the cricket to hear some dickwad with a microphone "hype' the game. Would love to see the one at the G publicly stoned too-with rocks that is.

Spoken like a Tiger. We may go into the wilderness for a time, but we don't buy property there. Melbourne is statistically a very successful finals performer. Port Power made a nice comeback,so can we.

I've got a good pair you know-I keep them shiny for court, neighbours funerals, Di Stasios etc. 3 more stabbings and I'll get my own bathroom at the Gat anyway.

Never-not till we move the venue a little more uptown. I may reside at the Gat-but it's purely so I can walk to Di Stasios, amongst other conveniences. I wouldn't eat that sh#t if you paid me-and Redleg is too tight for that.

I cant believe you would betray a confidence like that . My thing for Caro was supposed to be a dirty little secret . Now I will need a new one.

The team should be unchanged. Steve Smith should be rolling the arm over as should Clarke if his back is right. Every time we pick a spinner based on expectation or to "pressure "Lyon it backfires. Lyon seems to have confidence in himself now to be able to restrict runs . If Watto lays off the cake and beer he may be able to bowl. Let these batting all-rounders take some load off Harris. With Mitch Johnson-you dont stop a train .Let him bowl until he is finished. Pick Ahmed if and when he gets a big bag in Shield cricket. I would have Agar ahead of him anyway as he is a proven test performer,gets bounce,can bat,field and irritates the Poms with his niceness.

They are related according to Johnathon. There was also mention of Ben Wardill being a mate who visited Trott at Kew asylum. There was a Wardill who played for Melbourne back in the day.