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I hope he has washed under his wings .

That was a quick re-incarnation . Ravi will live forever in rhyming slang anyhow . I meet them every day .

After living in Prahran ,Malvern ,St Kilda and South Melbourne ,Port etc I moved to the WestSIDE beatches! If you barrack for Melbourne this side of the bridge they call you "Sir"and bow slightly as you walk by .As I would expect . Been West for Ten years . When the smell of the refinery gets in your blood -your can never leave it . We dont go out for dinner here ,we go out for tea . Yet I will admit that St Kilda and Elwood ,Middle park ,Alert Park etc are the best places to live in town by a long way . South Yarra is a hole unless you like wearing white jeans ,chambrey shirts and boat shoes ,in which case you will blend in .

Indeed. The dogs even had monkey jockeys in silks strapped to their back . Thats entertainment!

It's Mabo ,It's the vibe of the thing . It's the constitution .it's the vibe . Good luck to the Dark empire . I hope they hit us hard . We need the money .

Typically racist comment from you DC. You need to go shoot some sh!t ,drink some beers and let off a little steam . Meet you in the city and we'll go from there.

Great to see some love from the staunch . A love of slot cars will yet see us through the dark days .

The Trojan Horse was "a given". Given that-Dawes was behind our own group at the start of pre-season . I say-let him watch and learn for a while .

"Hearts and Minds"

We need wins. Neeld needs wins. The players need to win . I dont care how pretty they are just win. We've had so many years slipping back that we deserve to shoot forward a bit beyond the modest . Lets just get on a roll and see what we can do. Keep positive . The darkest days are surely over . I cant see any 12 goal beltings next year. It all depends on what Misson has done . If we can have a tiny injury list for a long time things might happen .

Colin Sylvia

HT is in prison with RHino and WJ is there trying to get them bail . Nasher is counting up the subs to get the necessary cash . "Normal" programming will resume shortly.

I've noticed that American language has become more and more aggressive and perhaps demanding over the years . Phrases like "you need to stop that". "Dont be doing that" "sit your ass down" etc. They are a society of dangerous ,paranoid freaks getting worse by the day . I will need more time to give you my complete diatribe on the land of hope and glory . Moderates get silenced over there by tough talkers and "action' men . I'm happy to be an Ozzie.

Over there you can be a complete moron and still express your views.

At least there is hope. I shall give it my all. Ever thought of writing an Agony Aunt column for the paper?

Nice reports Totally Deevoted and Mad. I'm exhausted from just reading them. Sounds like we might be at AFL level next year.

I had an ALFA once too .

Good point . You've really set me on the reality bus there. Now that I know there is virtually no hope for me i can take a proper appraisal of the future . by removing all delusion and quitting my obvious Mother Teresa issues i will have less pity on myself for being so pityful. You've really helped me out. Thanks for that .

The poor old Dogs have had it even harder than us. And only one flag ever . I actually feel sorry for them . When a Melbourne supporter is pitying you it means you are really screwed .

After a proven battle with "The Black Dog" , they take someone who cannot handle the Turkish front ,and put them in control of the biggest alliance ever .How the allies won with a Drunk ,Depressive ,Elderly ,Tory stalwart like Churchill is mind blowing .More to do with the insanity of Hitler than the Genius of Churchill ,which is negligible .

Rest is for for the vfl . The lazy can rest there. WHen the MFC is the hardest team to be it it into ,we may have a chance .

you just give them what they want to hear.

A lot of their failure is due to the alliance falling apart at crucial times. 2011 was Brad Gotch choosing Fevola which delayed Fitzy and ruined Cook. 2012 we rested our players and crushed Casey finals hopes despite Brett Lovett coaching. It's not working. It needs fixing. There is no benefit to either club at the moment. The old system was the best.

Shes married to Borat. Find your own Vegin.

You guys are really puerile. I cant believe a thread on Demonland has sunk so low as to objectify women like that . Personally ,I like women of substance like they have at Fairfax media . Gina ,Caroline and Michelle.