Biffen

When we go to the Supreme court they can tell the Judge "my dog ate it ". He said/ she said is known as hearsay. And they haven't actually got a real charge to bring. Dont panic - you'll get more chances to rubbish the admin later.

That sounds like the answer to the secret of life.

Nine is OTT . Don't know about Byrnes and Dawes going straight in either . Its all a bit bogus. Standards, competence,blah,blah, blah. I hope Tappy can be a leader by flattening someone each week without getting pinged. Maybe Sylvia could lead the stats in possessions for a change. Russian can lead by getting a kick and a tap to advantage or two. We will see who the leaders are on field. The social committee will have to entertain sponsors, meet corporate cannibals AND play footy well.

Stuie has got enough on his plate without trying to develop a potential industrial Mecca like Romsey. The sense of entitlement you provincial types have is staggering . Those mining resources are for all of us to share , not just for foodies to crap on about goats cheese and herb farms.

I frequently attempt to buy land up there using glass beads, mirrors blankets and rifles. The natives are onto it, despite their primitive appearance . One day I will go up there( just after harvest) and trick them while they are intoxicated on their rough country alcohol. I have done the geological reports and I am positive there is uranium there. If not , perhaps we could dump spent fuel there. The potential is huge and the locals are divided . Apart from a thriving poetry scene, they are screaming out for development.

I quite liked the poem. The juxtaposition of warring fruit and the descent of mankind . The loss of innocence ,yet still told in an iconic bush balladeer format concealing weighty ideas. BBO ,whilst proficient in modern banter and it's rythmic nuances, has re-invented a traditional metier and given it a new timbre. 4 stars.

The soil contamination since we inked the deal with the Stete School is still repairable , eventually. No need to worry.

Mahela Jayawardene. (Ceylon)

Great guys. Honest pros.

pfft.... Barn Dee has his own dialect.

Ben Hur has learnt compassion and empathy. I agree entirely . It's his choice to leave the Club It's his life to p!ss up if he chooses . Still sad to watch but at least he showed some magic that we may never have seen if we didn't give him a go. Nobody died so its not yet a tragedy . He didn't kill anyone either. Yet.

I dont get it. I'm too obtuse. Que?

Or a priest in ladies underwear,late for Bridge.

RR has stayed out of every thread for the past few months. Maybe he got sin-binned or maybe he is de-toxing. He may even be skiing in Europe. Anyone know?

Great report. "Surprisingly Watts " This is a shock-he has the best footskills at the club since YZe or Flash.

No biggy.

Who cares if you drive through Adelaide drunk? What are you going to hit ,seriously? A Church. A tree. A roo. Get him and Dale back here and lets party .

Rodney Grinter esq.

Haha-yes it was in fact . Jeff Hilton did have a mullet though .

There's a circle of trust. Neeld in the new chief Focker. We need to explain it diagramaticly to some .

Cheat! Thats like Googling in a pub trivia quizz. You are supposed to KNOW these things .

If he becomes good again I will be the first to say Yes ,I wrote him off . Last year was bad for so many reasons i do not understand . He looked finished for good to me in 2012. I will be happy if he gets back to his early form. he looked unfit ,injured ,tired and at times scared last year.

Like Brett Lovett. The mullets would confuse me. He was above average -better than ordinary if I recall correctly. In that team, the skills were top notch, better than todays teams. Alan Johnson , Flower , G lyon ,Adrian Battiston,Yeats, Lovett , D.Hughes, Jeff Hilton, Stretch ,Lovett, Grinter etc. Northey was old fashioned in that he expected players to actually hit a target with a kick.

We were lucky to even get runner-up ,lets face it .Imagine what it would feel like for us to be a sustained success . Being such a young buck ,it seems to me like a figment of mythology that we ever even won A flag .

Cam has handled our sh!tstorms pretty damn well-on which we agree! Due to the nature of marketing, we are a very worthy club to sponsor. We are a walking headline .We even have a daily column in The Age. I think we have a more organised outfit this year.