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The second halves of both games were reasonable. One massive positive was simply the polish on Toumpas and Watts. Knowing our luck ,I don't want to build up Hogan too much yet . Col and Frawley looked at sea, which is weird considering how much they should be used to the ball flying down there. The umpiring was retarded last night, in all departments, which just frustrated me. The tackling and defensive effort was lots better than last year. The kicking has improved 10-15% and could get better with the omission of the usual suspects. Great to see Nev and Pickles get a go . Last year we had no crumbers quick enough .Jetta ,Viney ,Toumpas ,and Evans will fix that . Big UPS.

great morning. Signed up the kids. Girl 15/Boy 4 Met the lads and they were great . Even got a photo with Schwabby !!!.( who has a bad tatt.) Must have parked next to Maldonboy unless there was someone else there with Maldon Plates? Saw WJ sniffing around looking for a story . My boy got his first Jumper and got it signed all over the back. I got Jack Viney to sign across the Chest . he Still will not remove the Jumper. Sung the song ,bought the jumper ,did the forms. Indoctrination complete.

Adrian Barath (West Indies) Wow, it gets really tough late in the game. Got to get up early to slip one past Rogue. Very early indeed.

I have consulted the oracles and they have informed me of the wise phrase "when in doubt ,choose an all-rounder". Ravi Ashwin (India)

The Western Kangaroos. I Like the sound of that. Do not care about the fate of others anymore. As We are in such a precarious situation .

Magner locks the ball up . Can't get it on cleanly ever . I hope he is only used sparingly because he hasn't got the skills for AFL. Great attitude but hey call it Football for a reason .

Another lame rule this 17 y.o. thing . Men are Men ,boys are boys . Tim Watson Terr Keays Andy Lovell. FFS -restraint of trade. Restraint of our next Coleman winner.

Magner, Jordy, Joel and even Chip need to learn from Watts and Toumpas how to kick a drop punt. I think most of us have had enough of the scragging type that fights like hell for the ball then gives it back immediately.

Shht, so you did. This is getting tough. I will need to consult the oracles.

They wont be beating the door down if he doesn't lift his game. He is capable of playing good footy but it's been a while.

Dinesh Chandimal(SL) Pick 84. Future Captain of SL

Breathe, relax, sit down and remain calm.

Magner, Joel MAc and Jordy Mac still struggle to get a clean disposal away. We would be screwed without Watts and Tom Mac. I worry about how Garland and Chip combine in the air-neither will leave their man as enen nuffy Tony Shaw could see. More positives than Negs. The kids are great.

I'm ok with mouthing the rhetoric as long as there is plenty of money and Sex involved. And goats, and dates. Do they ever work in these organisations or is it all just dirty deeds and cover ups?

There's always time for more . As a melbourne supporter ,and given the rules of the CoC , It's Cale season . Your first sentence made me laugh me arse off . we still owe him .

Be interesting to see Garlett run all over him . He's obviously left a big impression on Woosha.

The last time i got shoved into a convent they called it a "debutante ball" and as soon as the parents left the girls got more willing(and physical) than their brothers and cousins on the footy field . Anyway ,dont know much about Christ but I can talk a lot of hypocritical sh!t and I love forbidden fruit . Good a chance as any pervert I reckon .

In Mykonos they substitute tram for Donkey . I didn't know you went to a catholic school BBO? BTW ,I applied for the job in Rome because I thought the town had three things going for it. 1. All roads lead there.(great for traffic) 2.It wasn't built in a day (unlike Beijing) 3. When there ,you have to do what they do (which is not very much). Put in my application ,just waiting for the puffs of smoke from the blokes in frocks.

Cale was taken at number 4. Any chinese astrologist will tell you why it was such a big error. I've never hated a player till Cale came along . Oh well. Fkn took years off my life that kid.

i think we have to forget about the drafting game and accept that this list may be as good as it ever gets. As long as the tail doesn't wag the dog ,which Neeld will not allow ,we will be right .

. Must have known you were mfc. Once people know-they want to get right up in there.

It's in the microchip at the back of your neck. If you haven't had it installed you will be fined.

Jeez we've been copping some Flack! Our development has been stunted and we've had more quiet achievers than BP's disaster unit. "Just Dont Say" CC is on paid leave and Mr Clean has wiped the evidence clean off the Whiteboard ,which has been put in the vault for good . We have a fit team on a Misson. The world hates us and we are broke as usual . We have nothing to lose but our minds. Bring on round one .

Betting on horses has only been corrupt for probably the last few thousand years. It's the pokies industry that is destroying more lives than we will ever know . The AFL should not be in the pocket of big gaming . But it is-and once again ,it's a problem of their own creation . We ,as a club ,should be investing in Brick and Mortar assets to assure our future. As long as our poker machines are not rigged (more than any others)I think we will be OK.