Biffen

Enough of this.This Whole thing is starting to Flounder.

There are too many shellfish remarks here. Sorry Redleg, but you are a plum duck in this case.

Jokes like that should be Black Beaned from the site.

Theres no need for Won ton pun abuse. Some of the jokes on here are battered enough.

Whispering Jack-Was that also the year the US released a very strong form of LSD on to the streets-just a thought. Colin-tell your friend I like his style-minimal as it is.

I don't need to come here to be insulted-I can go anywhere for that. you are a very sensitive soul and I wish you well with your blogging. There were one or two disagreements on here but it's hardly big time stuff.

Quite right-I was going to mention the McGrath incident as the exception. As far as the Monkey thing goes-I still dont think Symonds sooked so much as the stump cam gave up the culprits, from memory. What Warner did was prime-time trash talking.

I do . Warner wasn't complaining,just making an observation after a win. The English began their whinging after that. I expect the sledging to continue in earnest and hope it stays on the field. Do you think Warners comments were designed to send Trott packing? I doubt they were meant to be that malicious. I feel sympathy for Trott-none whatsoever for Peiterson,Broad,Swan,Cook,Root ,Prior,Anderson et al. Hope they can cop the abuse and try to win but they will lose and whinge .

I would never use race or personal attacks on the field and I am not sure Warner was privvy to Trotts mental state prior to the comments he made. It is quite laughable that we call a moratorium on sledging now because the Poms are feeling sooky. I would suggest they are big boys who were able to give it out over the last three series wins. Do you know-I don't think I have ever heard an Australian publicly complain about a sledge on the field to the media.Ever. The English are dreaming if they think they will not cop an increasing degree of mockery in the series. Get ready for a broken fuggin arm-and some badly hurt feelings old boys!

i am a big fan of effigy burning. Media stunts involving mock funerals or indeed fake funerals are a big part of my armory as well. The guy who makes the Uncle Sam effigies in the middle east could make a bit more effort with his creations. Also -if you are going to burn a bloody flag or an effigy ,I would like to see it light up in one go . Nothing more annoying than watching a three second news grab turn into a six second news grab because the effigy isn't flammable enough . You would think some of these oil rich nations could work it out .They give effigy burners everywhere a bad ,neigh ,incompetent ,name.

he was no Tony Campbell ,who was no Danny Hughes .

He might be open to a sleazy three way deal.

He's big and gruff on the outside but inside hes just a little boy with a huge collection of footy cards with "SPUD" written across most of their faces. I volunteer to help counsel Ben in to the new millennium. I will need some help of course- and I will be enlisting Lord Weaver and BBO for their famous retreat/re-birthing clinic. Ben isn't much into the new wave stuff but we will tell him it's a boot camp for the soul.

SOmetimes you really know how to push my buttons-in a manly way of course!

What i get from this thread is that the club needs to invest in a large bucket and a Foldable japanese dressing shade. Some supporters such as the master are trying to fix the beautifully unbroken. I understand the Master wants Howe to hit the ball with speed for easy marks but trying to teach him not to leap is like telling Picasso to cut out the cubism. on the urine issue-the bucket ,when full, can be given to ASADA for a team sample . Daisy-I "liked" your "stream of consciousness"on the issue and the "fluid solutions" you provided. Surely we should spend a penny to water the horses in case we a are caught short again.It's a No 1 issue.

I know - it's only rock'n'roll ....

Now we are both without a no 3. Hope Trott is back in Test Cricket soon.

Howe doesn't need marking advice. There is a reel of highlights to prove it. The hangtime is good.

Quoting yourself is just a cheap four leg byes credited to the batsman because he is nearing the triple century . Let's make this quality and not quantity. Disgraceful No TS form.

I'm not accusing you of bigotry beezle- Though"these kind" does sound a bit "old fashioned" as a lot of people are really a bit of this and a bit of that in racial terms. We are all hypocritical at times but it would be far better for the country,and the world if we remained civil toward each other ,as I often forget to do right here!

Grandparents and grand-children share a common enemy-The Big Frog.

They don't drink much really.

We've tried every batsman in NSW at least 3 times. Cowan is not a terrible bat and will probably get a chance when Watto pulls his hammy after three overs of puss. I really don't care who we play but I want to see wins. Our bowlers are fragile barring Siddle. I would pick Agar due the extra bounce in Aussie pitches-he could be a very handy player like Vettori of NZ -and for years. Warner is my prediction to become the premier bat in the land-if not the world. if we try Hughes again I will spew. Wade should get a go but wont. There is no future in playing the Pakistani guy-but it sells a few papers.(not talking about Khawaja)

Yes Robbie-lets just go to war with 300 Million Muslims on our doorstep. Why would we bother trying to treat them in a civilised way. Brilliant .