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He could have done a wee-wee in a drink bottle and then sprayed it all over the nearest journalist. Just a waste.

So his Achilles heel was actually his Achilles heel.Tragic.

Any truth to the rumour Petraccas nd Hunt are going to the Party dressed as WHAM?

Race 3 No 8 Ballarat today at 1400 hrs. Given its a maiden with very little exposed form I think Thereforyou is at ridiculous odds.14 starts with 7 places and they've engaged D.Holland. 41-1 fixed. My kind of odds. 2 others quite short so a boxed tri/f4 in play. Bon chance.

You've never been to Sydney I assume Redbeard?

Sorry I forgot to post on time but given I had another COAD, I've spared you some terrible tips. I will scour the Sunday Form to find a "redeemer".

BBOs opionion on the matter would be valuable for once. Not many people get expelled from thier extended family Christmas.

As I always say... When one door closes,another door closes. Behind everry cloud,theres a massive storm ready to destroy everything.

We need a miracle. Like the Red Sea parting . If you could ask the question we'd all be grateful.

My junior team did a drill where we would try to get it from a kickout to a goal in under ten seconds. It's something all teams should try.Especially if you are down 5 goals in the last quarter.

And in the 4th- 40 metre handball by someone -cant recall who but lead to goal.

We need to attack through the centre more with runners each side of the target. We need to attack through the centre more in general if we are playing to win.

People have it in for ANB. At least he can kick a drop punt. Ditto for Fritsch. General skills across the board are pretty poor.

Yes-hes 30 but we save him till the end of the year.Run around like headless chooks for the season with inexperience everywhere instead. Another strange one.

Too little ,Too late . Watching the Sydney and Freo Games drained me of any enthusiasm,hope,or optomism for the future under the current coaching set-up. It was like being bled to death by leeches.

I'm glad everyone enjoyed the win but I'm not that enthused. It was a club with no Brains beating a club with no heart and soul. If we lost I wouldn't have been surprised in the slightest.

Smith didn't do much.But he did it well.

There was a time when Flemington/Kensington was an area of ruthless slaughterman and inter-generational criminals. Sadly,those days are gone.Now there is you and the other yuppies.

I'm really happy for him. Someone so short and so ugly deserves some minor success in life He may even get one tonight without paying for it.

WTF do we pick Spargo Pickett? Remind me?

I had a real COAD.

As a club we are ruthless in search of the perfect Latte and Biscotti whilst we discuss a way forward.

Ling is commentating really well for somebody recovering from a major brain injury,even though he isn't.

If there is any truth to Caroline’s article I hope that truth is we are chasing Clarkson. The list plays like it feels comfortable putting in average performances and getting the occasional win. That won’t happen if shorty takes the reigns.

Hope we kick down the line and play safe. In case we lose.