Jaded No More

Jack Watts BOG by a country mile. Followed by Jesse Jesus Hogan.

Shameful effort We are getting outrun, and Roos has no idea how to defend this. Pathetic.

Tom McDonald completely lost his form

[censored] off with this [censored] Melbourne

Thanks god for Watts. Seriously can anyone else in this team kick a bloody footy?!

We are playing like shizen

I will never understand the management at this pathetic excuse of a ground Level 1 is empty but they make everyone sit up in the heavens. Great for atmosphere. I loath this ground!

Not confident. This ground just doesn't work for us. We need TMac to have a blinder, the midfield to at least break even and for Hogan/Garlett/Howe to have a big impact.

I reckon he learns more from bad games than good games to be honest. It's good experience for him to play in big games, and have a struggle with his opponent. At this stage of his career every game is a good game. We put a lot of pressure on him, but realistically he is still traveling better than most KPFs his age have historically.

And all it took was Jesse Hogan. You don't ask for much do you!

I watched most games this weekend Hogan may not have been the absolute standout, but he has been consistently excellent in one of the toughest roles in one of the poorest midfield teams. How he hasn't earnt a nomination thus far is beyond a joke. He's in better form than some veterans going around.

Can confirm that selectors are idiots

His hair is terrible. Does that help reduce the love? Get a haircut Jesse, sick of your shenanigans I'm sorry Jesse, I don't mean it, I love you so much. Your hair is fine.

Ugh. I spit at that image.

I want him to kick 10 against Carlton. Otherwise he's dead to me. Just kidding. I love you Jesse. Don't ever leave me.

Nailed it!

Awesome thanks for posting this Haven't seen much of the match and I feel these are the only 2 minutes worth watching

It depends if there's wine at the end of the line

On the plus side I have excellent feet.

Always happy to take one for the team!

Fourth quarter mark and goal.... orgasmic stuff!

He played around plenty of NQR talls at Carlton according to my Carlton supporting friends. They are livid that they threw him away for nothing. Makes it just that much sweeter.

Relax, we've got this.

Needs to tidy his kicking. Otherwise he's awesome.

It's because he's no good. *KEEP A LID ON IT*