Jaded No More

Out- Dawes In- Hogan This can't happen soon enough permanently. Brayshaw is a STAR!

As I said- tackling is PATHETIC Learn to hold your tackles ffs it's basic footy. Lost a lead because we have no idea how to tackle. Rubbish.

Why the [censored] do we always conceed with 29 seconds left on the clock? I seriously am so fed up with this stupid brainfades.

Out- Bail. Ffs!!!!

Or maybe not....

If you've followed Melbourne for a long time, you can just watch this game and know in the first 15 minutes that this game is going to be a demolition.

We are seriously pathetic at tackling

Get to enjoy the weekend despite being sick as a dog in bed.

He'd be disappointed about the 2 missed goals, and that easy dropped mark in the last. He was also struggling a bit with tightness, getting lots of work done in the breaks and testing himself with fast short runs. Thought he had a great game in terms of output, but scarily I've seen him play better. One day he will rip a game open and kick 10. I just hope it's against Carlton this year.

I reckon he learns more from bad games than good games to be honest. It's good experience for him to play in big games, and have a struggle with his opponent. At this stage of his career every game is a good game. We put a lot of pressure on him, but realistically he is still traveling better than most KPFs his age have historically.

And all it took was Jesse Hogan. You don't ask for much do you!

I watched most games this weekend Hogan may not have been the absolute standout, but he has been consistently excellent in one of the toughest roles in one of the poorest midfield teams. How he hasn't earnt a nomination thus far is beyond a joke. He's in better form than some veterans going around.

Can confirm that selectors are idiots

His hair is terrible. Does that help reduce the love? Get a haircut Jesse, sick of your shenanigans I'm sorry Jesse, I don't mean it, I love you so much. Your hair is fine.

Ugh. I spit at that image.

I want him to kick 10 against Carlton. Otherwise he's dead to me. Just kidding. I love you Jesse. Don't ever leave me.

Nailed it!

Awesome thanks for posting this Haven't seen much of the match and I feel these are the only 2 minutes worth watching

It depends if there's wine at the end of the line

On the plus side I have excellent feet.

Always happy to take one for the team!

Fourth quarter mark and goal.... orgasmic stuff!

He played around plenty of NQR talls at Carlton according to my Carlton supporting friends. They are livid that they threw him away for nothing. Makes it just that much sweeter.

Relax, we've got this.

Needs to tidy his kicking. Otherwise he's awesome.