Moonshadow

Cold as a witch's teet here. BBO keeps pining after Biff. Needs to harden up. He's onto the hot chocolates already. One of the poorest half's of footy I've ever seen.

I predicted he'd kick 8. Going to downgrade that due to poor weather. It's going to bucket down and make for a messy game of poor skills and low scores. He'll kick 7.

Here it comes!

On a day like to day it might be hot chocolate (mixed with a touch of rum, of course)

Urgh! And to think I once shook BBOs hand. Excuse me while I just go and scrub my hands again......

Biff you may be detoxing, but what about the toxins your good women ingest? A diet of alcohol, drugs and men is not good for anyone (perhaps with the exception of stuie). It will take far more than 5 days to get all of the [censored] that you have indulged in over the years out of your system!

I'd say some of the respectable blokes visiting the gat are seeking to get dressed...... quickly.

Depends on which side of the fence one sits d+. All are good clients of Biff. He's happy!

If he was his posts would all be pics, memes and gifs

^ this.

Garland has been part of the only area of our side that can hold its head high over the last 5-6 years: the backline. He's having a good year, apart from some injuries, and is a keeper IMO.

Yes, was a cheap dogs act by Adams. Not just once either. If he gets off, it certainly sets a bad example to other levels of footy

White is a first year rookie showing a little promise with a deadly left foot. Why get rid of him when he costs SFA and doesn't take a spot on the main list?

All games are winnable, but not realistically. Love your optimism but.

Cats end of 2015 outs: Motlop, Enright, Kelly, Stevie J 2016 in: Dangerfield That gives them the cap space.

Let's hope Goodwin is as good as Roos at encouraging similar players to Melbourne. GCS Bennell anyone?

My understanding is that as a general rule, players do not talk about contract amounts amongst themselves.

Please give me some of what you are obviously on. 8 out of 9...... yeah, no problem. Lol...

We will win all three and the press will be talking us up as a smokey for the finals, a la Richmond last year.

Come down to the G and I'll buy you that beer we missed out on the other week willmoy

I suspect you'd do that win, lose or draw.

No longer a fortress, now just a dolls house.

Mids, mids and more mids, thank you very much

I don't know about their culture crumbling, but their finances appear to be inexplicably crumbling. FMD how can such a wealthy club that regularly gets a home gate taking of $500k be struggling? If it's so mismanaged, then time for the AFL to step in and take over. http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/cats-plea-to-afl-for-financial-help-20150708-gi81c4.html