Moonshadow

And yes folks, we have the winner of today's 'post with the most hyperbole' award. FMD...

Yeah, then Bennell could be snorting lines in Tassie instead of.... oh wait...

I get it. You weren't putting words into my mouth, but you assumed something I thought which I didn't. Rightio.....

Live chickens actually. Is that too close to home for you chook fowler?

Yeah, but I'm not the one moaning about having a lack of time whilst bickering with Prodee. One day you'll understand the concept of humour stu.

Agree with much of what you say Tony. We are much improved in the midfield. But can you honestly say we have 10-12 mids of AFL standard like the better teams do? Not Bail or MJones. Vince has 2 and Cross 0 years left imo. Trenners is not likely unfortunately. Petracca, ANB and Stretch we are still yet to secure a 22 spot, maybe Vanders too. Many on here want Toump and Watts traded. That leaves NJones, Tyson, Brayshaw, Viney and perhaps Salem as certain good AFL mids. Thin, is the word I'd use to describe our midfield.

As opposed to posting 7000 times on an Internet forum?

I'd only trade up the draft order if the target we were after was an 18 yr old gun mid, not for a KP type. We still need more mids, particularly mids of high quality. That's been the priority for years (or should have been). Personally I'd be happy if the club traded it's first and second round picks if it meant we got a gun mid aged around 23, eg. Prestia, Treloar. Go get 'em Taylor!

I thought Dom signed with us for 4? Not sure though.

Where did I say I expected a serious game with fast ball movement? Try not putting words into other's mouths mc. Good cause, yes. Fun to watch, no. Cringeworthy, definitely. Trust you to bring smut into the thread. Have a look at your own avatar before casting nasturtiums.

Would be better if they all dressed in clown suits and ran around throwing cream pies and pulling each other's pants down. Terrible match, embarrassing. Just needs canned laughter to complete the cringeworthness. Sorry to rain on your parade Dazz.

Could very well be stating the obvious partyboy. Goodwin will be coach in 2016.... September 2016, by which point Roos will take a back seat and finish his contract in transitionary mentor mode. Seems fairly obvious from the point Goodwin was appointed.

Maybe Roos wants a crack at the Blues job. As if coaching Melbourne wasn't enough of a blow to his legacy.

I'm surprised we have more than 500 members after the last decade.

Will be a great game to bring up two wins in a row. Would really launch us towards around 8 wins this year and potentially finals in Roosy's last in 2016. Btw, will there be a "If we beat WCE this week, I will...." thead? Few would stick there neck (or tattooed forehead) out again.

Hot curry?

I wouldn't be surprised if Fence's immoral activities involved a mask. Just sayin.....

Maybe you could remove one of your Ts and become Biter But Optimistic. More fitting really.

Which probably means if he went to the Swans he'd have to be on less than $400k. No chance.

Knew Buddy and Tippsy would get minimal. MRP predictably inconsistent.

Urghh! Way too much info skuit.....

I heard that Joe Hockey has it in a cigar box dc

The Libs rang Faulty. They want Tony Abbott's brain back.