Moonshadow

Even Malcolm Blight is airing his thoughts on Watts' football career: “At 27, you’re supposed to get smarter and better. Of all the (draft pick) No. 1s, five years either side of him … from 2003 to 2007: Adam Cooney, Brownlow Medallist, Brett Deledio, best and fairest winner, Marc Murphy, best and fairest winner, Bryce Gibbs, best and fairest winner, Matthew Krezuer, great warhorse. They’re the five before him, head and shoulders above him. The five after: Tom Scully, works his butt off every game he plays, David Swallow, terrific player at the Suns, Jonathon Patton, when he plays — he’s had some injuries — but a beast, Lachie Whitfield, All-Australian, Tom Boyd, premiership player. That’s his peer group. You know where he sits? Screamingly last. He might be the worst No. 1 pick ever.”

Because he got caught?

Jack's parents are humble, church-going folk. Wonder what they think of this and his well known like for hookers? He's a grown adult stuck with the brain of a 14 year boy. Glad he's not on our list anymore.

And those bloody vegans forced them to get rid of the leather...

Should be Gil's poster boy for Respect for Women

Bull[censored]

Clearly a bottle fed baby

Happy with Hogan for May + Kolo trade

Still not a good look. Port will be unimpressed

Oh, but didn't you know? No one except Lever has had an interrupted preseason. Nothing to see here

Pity he has a face like a half sucked mango. ...as Dame Edna would say

Worst POTY already

You're so totally lit!

Uh oh, JKH in trouble with that footwear get up!

I thought Hibbo spoke pretty well there...

Like totes. Soooo random

Joel MacDonald 2.0

Earnie, I'm sure there are quite a few sportspeople who say exactly the same about online forums. Each to their own.

Depends upon the occasion, mono!

But you can roll it in glitter!

So who's dropped a brick on their head yet?

Full of them? Really? Got some info to back that claim up?

Enough of the rumours and innuendo Ethan. This kind of gossip posting is against Demonland rules ? ?

Wingard and Polec will tear us a new one

I see what you did there ?