Moonshadow

Couldn't fit into any of the existing polo tops! No size XXXXXXXXXXL!

He looks super thin... ?

Spanking the monkey?

Would you prefer the attention seeking, Christian lead, 2 x left footed ScoMo? Give me an atheist PM any day. Having said that, we could do with a few more left footers in our team

That voice was none other than Edward Gough Whitlam. The same man who, when asked by an annoying journalist about his position on abortion, replied, "In your case, I believe it should be retrospective."

11 will match the number of his Dundee sequels

Having met the great (size) man, I can confirm your summation is 100% accurate Ernie. BBO makes The Donald look like a recluse.

He looks like his head is melting. Englishmen in the midday sun?

Hi Andrew Bolt!

KK is a screamer?

What about Veronica Corningstone?

Don't get him started Red

Didn't our horse break his leg and get put down on the track?

Outrageous! Have you discussed this with the MCC?

No one censors me!

How appropriate.

I wish you'd stop peeking through the stained glass, dc. The saliva drool on the window sill is causing rot damage

She'd be better going with bullets, Red

You know, Ernest, the Saudi embassy is located in Romsey. Just saying...

Have you seen the film 'Wolf Creek', Red?

You obviously camouflage yourself well in the bushes along the fence line, Uncle. Must be hard to keep the binoculars steady with only one hand free.