Everything posted by John Crow Batty
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Farewell James Harmes
That’s three d**kh**ds gone. Are there any left?
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NON-MFC: 2026 Practice Matches Week 02
So our first game against the saints is technically a block buster?
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Farewell Steven May
I hope the club recognises him as a legend as well.
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2026 Injury List
The AFL said last season they will crack down on players who “make them pay” with blows to the head on opposition players in marking contests. Most cases deserve a free kick but in this case there was a serious injury forcing the player off the field. It was obvious Kentfield was incapacitated before he hit the ground. The punitive laws should be applied like with a dangerous tackle causing injury. Deserves a three weeks suspension.
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Greg Stafford departs Melbourne
Good luck to him. Unfairly maligned and became the scapegoat when the first deep cracks at the club appeared and to save Goodwin’s [censored] for another season.
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Sam McClure's 2026 A-Graders
Like the 21 finals. Red hot in the PF and MIA in the GF.
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The AGE - a farce
That’s right, Walter Lindrum’s daughter ran the snooker hall. She was colourful, cheerful and dressed like a 50’s rock and roller. I’ll tell story which I haven’t told many. I nearly burned down the Herald and Weekly Times building one day. I was walking down the stairs with another copy boy circling the cage service elevator. I lit a smoke and flicked the match which bounced through the cage wire and ignited the grease and dust on the machinery in the lift well. There was a huge flame and heaps of acrid black smoke appeared which luckily rose to the top unused floor. Fortunately there were fire extinguishers nearby on the next landing and we managed to put out the fire before any serious damage happened. We then snuck away before anyone noticed us. Everyone was wondering where the thick black smoke came from but no fire alarms went off or evacuation initiated nor was there an investigation later I believe. We were silly 14 year olds and it could have been a huge disaster. Those were the days when newsrooms were full of smokers and butts were strewn everywhere. Smoking and drinking was the big culture in Newspaper offices. Just about everyone smoked and quite a few drank at work.
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2026 Predictions
I reckon we are a good chance to just sneak into the 8 or be finals contenders right up to round 24. Still a long shot but I am impressed by what seems to be healthy competition for playing spots and what the new coaching broom sweeps in. We have a mix of experience, youth and traded in players all keen to make an impact.
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The AGE - a farce
I was too young to go to pubs but I snuck in The Phoenix occasionally with others for a sly beer. The owner Lou Richards was usually absent on game day as he was at the footy. He used to write for The Sun and worked in the Herald building on weekdays. He was quiet and serious unlike his goofy TV persona. Most of the copy boys preferred to hang out at the big seedy Lindrums snooker hall next to the Herald building.
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POSTGAME: Practice Match vs North Melbourne
I always wondered why Harmes left.
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Farewell Clayton Oliver
I have no doubt Oliver will be a good player at GWS. But he checked out in 2023 and Petracca checked out in 2024. Two 14th finishes since indicates they are no great losses for our future.
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The AGE - a farce
Too much opinion these days. Not much real news. Newspapers once relied on advertising, direct sales and subscriptions and were mostly neutral and balanced in reporting with stables of experienced journalists doing honest reporting. Now they just employ stenographers. Advertising and direct sales have dried up and subscriptions are relatively modest compared to the past. To keep subscriptions MSM has to pander to certain classes, demographics and their biases and eschew any semblance of neutrality. Most newspaper readers live within the information bubbles imposed on them that confirm their biases. MSM also now relies heavily on financial support from vested interests like government agencies, cashed up activist organisations, big business and billionaires who push their own agendas through MSM.
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The AGE - a farce
When I worked at The Herald as a copy boy in the 1970’s we used to put out 3 updated newspaper editions in one Saturday afternoon including progressive footy commentary and in game photos of matches that had not finished yet. The final edition would start rolling of the press about 2 minutes after the last footy final score came in. That was all done with no modern technology. We worked wonders within very tight time constraints
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State of Origin is Back
Bruise free for rest of game now.
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Please explain
I was at the game and we certainly had home ground advantage after acclimatising for several weeks in Perth and playing the prelim there. The crowd I estimate was 65-70% supporting us. This was the only big game in my life with a packed house that I remember crowd support was clearly in our favour. Never experienced that the MCG. I love Optus Stadium.
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Farewell Clayton Oliver
Must be remembered when a new coach is installed after the previous coach has been sacked after a decline in the clubs fortunes its not business as usual anymore. A new coach will identify toxic influences and remove them no matter how high in the club pecking order. Oliver has been identified as a toxic influence so be it.
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Farewell Clayton Oliver
Interesting that there continues to be a lot of posts over Oliver’s exit but Petracca has mostly been forgotten on Demonland recently.
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Aidan Johnson
He is quality spare parts with a lot of fringe benefits. Won’t get many games but if some key big men go down I like to see him get games.
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Farewell Clayton Oliver
Not the right effect without capitals.
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Best and Worst Guernseys
I was puzzled why it has the large bird of prey prominently displayed? Looks like an eagle or could be a hawk. Why add a bird that is strongly associated with one of our rivals?
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Best and Worst Guernseys
Unfortunately too much like a vintage ski jumper. Kind of has Freudian vibes.
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Farewell Clayton Oliver
We lost all our 9 games in 2023 by a combined 67 points which is just an average blowout for at least one game a round. Many of those losses in particular late in the season and finals were low scoring games. We then prided ourselves to keeping the opposition to under 60 points. Perhaps this made us too conservative to generate an offensive mindset. A game plan too concerned with not conceding goals and blunting us when needing an urgent response. Kind of been a feature of our game since 2021 which finally crumbled last season but left us in a shambles.
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Farewell Clayton Oliver
His final words on the matter from December 2nd. “This wil be the LAST thing I will say on this thread.I have spoken to three ex Demon players all of whom were shocked that he was given away for next to nothing, paying a huge chunk of his wage.”
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Farewell Clayton Oliver
No way. Oliver is grist for the Demonland mill user traffic. Let others indulge if they wish.
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The Midfield - where do the Demons stand?
It’s not long ago that Ben Brown was one of the most disliked and irritating player for Melbourne supporters before he started playing for us. Now a revered premiership player.