Everything posted by John Crow Batty
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Trade Targets
Or one of the Krakouers.
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Jake Melksham & Tom McDonald Sign On For 2026
I am pleased to see Tmac and Melksham go around again. They are two of my favourite players but it just highlights how bare the cupboard is that there are no youngsters on the list to challenge their positions.
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NON-MFC: Round 24
Half the West Coast side look like they are wearing their house deposit on their arms and legs.
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POSTGAME: Rd 24 vs Collingwood
We were very good but cruised for most of 22/23. We never buried the opposition with big wins when we had the opportunity as well as letting weak sides like North physically monster us whilst we did just enough for a comfortable win. When finals came our lackadaisical approach was exposed by finals pressure.
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2025 MRO & Tribunal
The harsh suspension for homophobic slurs is virtue signalling and deflection for the elephant in the room namely that no gay AFL player has ever publicly outed himself that I am aware of. It goes to show that gay players still do not feel accepted by the wider footballing community. And the hypocrisy of having the Dogg perform the GF entertainment makes a mockery of supporting gay players. As for Rankine, he should be punished but suspensions for this kind of reactive offence are too harsh. Severe fines are more appropriate for inappropriate cultural infractions. Harsh suspensions have the perception of vindictiveness and are more likely to entrench bad attitudes.
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Who Will Be Our Next Coach?
Kind of sad tonight. Itโs the end of an era that delivered a premiership after more than five decades of misery. Cannot thank Goodwin enough for his contribution. He deserves fond memories as time now goes by.
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Who Will Be Our Next Coach?
The talk here in the West is that Simmo who is moving back to Victoria is looking to extend his coaching career. The West Australian which has a close relationship with Simmo stated in a headline from a coupe of weeks ago that he is moving to โMelbourneโ not โVictoriaโ is very suggestive. Why move back without a serious job offer if so? Where could it be, Norf, Carlton or us?
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Simon Goodwin Sacked
The board sacked him now so in case we beat the Bulldogs this round it doesnโt put a spanner in the works for clearly the plan to remove him was already made. The decision was on hold hoping for an insipid performance against WC. Another spirited performance against the bulldogs would have made it difficult for the board to remove him swiftly. Good luck and best wishes Simon for the future and thank you for the premiership.
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NON-MFC: Round 21
Adelaide playing like Melbourne.
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Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
Itโs just frustrating watching Trac. He pulls some exciting moves to bust into the clear but we just know heโs going to bomb it long haphazardly to a pack or goal whilst ignoring teammates leading or in space.
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Welcome to Demonland: Brody Mihocek
Jack Silvagni averages 14 games a season over nine seasons. Third forward material at best. Iโd take Mihochek every day. He is a known reliable contributor.
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Time to go Goody?
Actually the pressure from our boys was very good in the last few minutes if we discount the long conga line of errors from usual suspects like Oliver, Petty et al before that last minute nightmare.
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Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
Who would have thought that two of our biggest Petracca and Oliver would have to take significant pay cuts for other clubs to entertain their services. I hope at least one of them does. Viney as well.
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Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
Averages 9 games a season and has never played more than a 15 games a season in his eight seasons.
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Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
Interesting that TMโs potential trade list has 19 players from struggling clubs and only 7 from clubs in the 8 including 3 from the Suns. A snapshot to where the game is going.
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Farewell Judd McVee
Heโs checked out already. There is a contract on the table. Players try hard in contract years unless they already have a new suitor lined up elsewhere.
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POSTGAME: Rd 20 vs St. Kilda
Big concern we are stuck with players KOzzie got on the ground for the last play. Kozzie was in the defensive side of the middle and was back peddling towards the Saints forward line watching Marshall kick the ball over his head as NWM ran past him on his right to inside 50. Didnโt even see him.
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PREGAME: Rd 21 vs West Coast
I know it will label us as flat track bullies but we need to smash WC by about a 100 points. We have to show a ruthless streak minimum as a first step to atonement. If we can do this, then itโs is something to build on for the rest of the season and next season. We are good enough to do it whilst they are still a decimated rabble. We just need the distracted Fab Four in the middle to co-ordinate their arses into gear and set the stage.
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Time to go Goody?
Goodwinโs biggest failing IMO is not putting the fab
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My 3 word player analysis V StKilda
Joeboy must have written it at 3/4 time
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Time to go Goody?
This game encapsulates our decline over the past few seasons. The future looks dark for the next few seasons.
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Time to go Goody?
Speculation in the West is that Adam Simpson is moving back to Victoria after selling his holiday home and his current home is for sale. Could he be looking for a new coaching gig? Goodwin, Voss and Lyon should be looking over their shoulders. The West AustralianAdam Simpson โselling $6.5m homeโ amid Melbourne speculationFormer West Coast Eagles coach Adam Simpson is reportedly selling his $6.5 million City Beach home as speculation about a move back to Melbourne intensifies.
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NON-MFC: Round 20
We are going the way of West Coast after their flag. Now arguably they are in a better position than us and have the resources and money to mount a successful rebuild. Not much light at the end of the tunnel for us. We have too many players on long highly paid contracts who are past their best and a coach who is just shuffling the deck chairs around.
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2025 MRO & Tribunal
Average MRO charges is 18 per club this season so far. Collingwood have only 6. ๐๏ธ๐ฆ๐ถ๐ผ๐ฆ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฆ=๐ฆ
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2025 MRO & Tribunal
2025 MRO results so far for 2025. 325 charges, 27 suspensions, 282 fines. 7 Charges dismissed. Collingwood have had 6 charges. 1 suspension, 4 fines and one charge dismissed. Less than 2% of all charges laid. You can do your own research here; Zero Hanger2025 AFL suspensions, MRO and Tribunal trackerEvery suspension, fine and dismissed charge of the 2025 AFL season.