Bitter but optimistic

Arrgh, there's the rub, now I can see why you are a Dr Dr, and not just your standard garden variety alchemist. You have spanked the nail on the head!!! You see, my life is virtual reality - I think.

I take it this year's crop has survived bugs , bushfire and other maladies OD?

I am sure all will pleased that Uncle Bitter is able to post again. My computer has just returned from extended hospitalisation. It required some transplants plus a miracle cure for the technological equivalent of a combined Zika and Ebola virus. I suspect the lads have been using it to surf South American porn sites. I notice OD has been posting some remarkably positive comments on this site and can only put this down to a near death experience caused by a combination of single malt and free Pinot. The good Doctor also made a comment which I found perplexing - "The Hopping Dicks BDSM group assures me that they are no less effective than any other method and have the advantage of assisting in environmental control". I don't intend arguing the efficacy of bamboo and/or rattan but rather the very existence of The Hopping Dicks BDSM group. I have an up to date listing of official Australian groups and they do not appear. While it is possible they simply have not paid their affiliation fees, I think it more likely they are a small family owned and operated organisation rather than a rogue or outlaw group. As to Earl Hood and his Paul Osicka Shiraz 2012. Yes it is a decent Heathcote drop but you should have bar b qued the roo leg over a 44 gallon drum while sloshing it down from Riedel shaped plastic cups. (I will, however, give dc some credit for his advice about the quinoa salad - a pretentious addition in my opinion)

Now list care flo , unless you writ improve , Im goin to have the good dr beet yu with his big bambo

He's staying!!!!

He's gone!!

I would have thought an afficianado like yourself doctor, would choose a reliable Singaporean rattan !"

As usual Moonie - a vulgar attempt at humour that is offensive on multiple levels I shall report you to the good doctor , who I am sure, will give you a jolly good flogging.

Good god man!!! Pull yourself together while you still can. Malbecs ! Merlots!!! At least you didn't stoop to Sangiovese! No wonder you got stitched up with guava paste. Stick to a good Aussie Shiraz from S A or central Vic. I'm twice the man for it.

Two bottles of decent Shiraz per day is a far better health option Earl. Also, spend more time with the servants- calories a plenty can be burned off exercising with the maids.

Sorry to disappoint you do but all the banana trees I saw are only growing plastic bags Just head to Borewood pineapple and ingratiate yourself into a morning tea or euchre party. Dc has the bluerinsers primed and ready ( BTW bluerinsers just autocorrected to blue inserts. Freudians feel free to comment) My sauces claimed that you were so unhinged by the upcoming sale of the GAT that you were seeking honest employment Biff! Fellacious of course. Perhaps I could be your muse for future writings Ernest? I see bdsm themed erotic fiction marketed under your name as a potential money maker Earl Hood just a reminder I'm still awaiting information on whether or not you were successful in abusing the 357 visa system to obtain new servants? My maids are refusing to wear the uniforms I supply and was I hoping to find some errr shall we say more compliant employees. Ethan are these "blueys" something in the the line of erotic apparel? Would dc's bluerinsers wear them? BTW all, your Uncle Bitter is back in town.

You been spying on me again fl oger?

Sleeping in the back of the Merc Earl. The squeeze is unhappy though- claims my flatulance is playing up again. I'm blaming the cane toads.

What a sad and cynical fellow you are Moonie!!

LSL dc LSL

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Your ever intrepid Uncle Bitter is currently in FNQ and thus too [censored] to post much however, I shall return soon and hand out some well deserved thrashings. just about to give the squeeze one.

Noticed on the latest "Boystown" raffle, one of the possible prizes is a house in Borewood. FMD!!! But ... you know, if I won it, I'd lower my social status and move in for a while just to pizz dc off.

No advice from Biffen Beardo - he has disappeared, apparently from the face of the Earth.

This thread makes me feel like that poor [censored] that had the large bird wrapped around his neck. I feel myself that I want to soar with eagles (and prostitutes from the Gat) but I am constantly dragged down to the level of perverts like Redleg who is emeshed in porn and dc and that whispering fellow who is apparently a crooked lawyer. FMD - the Lads warned me about this.

I will now spend hours trying to get that image out of my mind.

In a way, I think the answer to that question could even surprise me!

He's been watching Redtube again!!

I've had knowledge of her.

If one is not an afficionado of certain ....err arcane pursuits, then yes, Romsey Manor could amaze the innocent naive.