Dr. Mubutu

While I'd have no qualms in drafting Membrey, he can hardly be called a tall forward.

Needs more Watts-bashing.

And that's just it. We're not the intended audience for these types of articles. It's more the casual fan thinking 'Why even support this club? They're going nowhere!' Trust me, you aren't going to win any of those over by saying: "Player X is a spud of the highest order, but he's got a contract so we'll just have to suck it up."

You really think these puff pieces are regarded as gospel within the club? These are more about giving the casual fan (i.e. those who don't read Demonland daily) an overall view of the player, in an obviously optimistic view, knowing the Club needs members to sign up next year. Yeah, I can see it now. Greaves - "Yeah, I've got the report on Cale Morton's season. Runs into 50 pages." Burgan - "I'll just whack that up on the website, then. Cheers. Anything we can to give out information about the club to all and sundry." Neeld - "Yep, that'll be just the thing he needs. And if we want to trade him, well, I'm sure other clubs will be just as forthcoming with their information about their players." Viney - "That Pedersen kid looks alright, I'll check the North website to see what they think of him. Holy [censored], the report's glowing! Why wouldn't we trade for him?" FMD.

A severely underrated variable. If Voss was coaching a Melbourne team, he would've been sacked 2 years ago.

Try not to listen to you, BT.

Yep, owned by Woolworths. Not a chance of it being let go. They need the pubs to rake in all that poker machine money!

Yeah, Nathan Jones (pick 12, 2005), Jack Grimes (pick 14, 2007), James Frawley (Pick 12, 2006)...........what a bunch of spuds.

Hoping for Beams. Whacked $5 on him after his first good game this year, stand to pocket $1000 if he gets it.

Tanking for all they're worth (nothing)?

I actively hated Melbourne players before it was cool.

Hopefully he passes the psyche tests.......

I reckon Stringer will only grow to 192cms. Therefore, he'll never be able to make it as a player.

I do wonder how many people in here actually realise that GCS actually have to REDUCE the size of their list? They'd be THE LEAST INTERESTED CLUB in whatever steak knives/grab bag of plastic cutlery we have to offer. Picks or GTFO.

Turns 27 next year.

No Cook and no Gysberts makes Tex something something.

If we ARE keen on Jacobs, would it be worthwhile suggesting he do a Jarman? Or is that kind of thing outlawed? (Too lazy to google.) And I think even Brock's mate Frederick could tell Rassilon is Doctor Who........What will his next incarnation be? Gallifrey? Skaro? Davros?

In Melbourne's case, it's probably best to travel on the day of the match. We all saw what happens when they stay overnight in Geelong.....

This bad boy, which suckered me into supporting this godforsaken club.

We wouldn't offer pick 3 if GC have already gone pick 2. No-one can best pick 4, and that's what we'd offer. With the understanding that they wouldn't nominate Viney, of course. Anyway, this is my WISHLIST: 1. Corey Enright 2. Clinton Young 3. Aaron Cornelius

Blocked.

Just like they did when Luke Ball proclaimed Collingwood or bust?

As a 25-year-old-euphonium player, can I claim to be a youth euph?

Any danger of recruiting a competent social media/web department?

Because amateur hour still reigns supreme at MFC?