Dr. Mubutu

Help us what? Back to the VAFA?

Just needs to improve his best bench press, and he'll be an absolute superstar.

I give votes to Viney, Howe, McKenzie and Gawn. CBF ordering them or even assigning numerical value.

Players that: 1) Can play football 2) Aren't completely braindead 3) Give effort To have more than 5 that have 2 of the three would be a major achievement at this point.

Yes? He wasn't out there putting in that weak as [censored] performance.

My personal favourite moment was when Terlich was taking a kick-in. 5 stationary players in the middle of the ground, just pointing. Craigy's 'Clip of the week'?

Is it possible to make 21 changes for next week? Out: everybody but Viney In: who the [censored] cares

Sack everybody. Especially the players.

The list are a pack of lazy dumb [censored]. It really is that bad. The humane thing to do is to trade Viney and Hogan now.

You have got to be [censored] kidding me.

To be fair to Campbell Brown, Dan Nicholson is not a footballer's jockstrap.

I suspect our players are lazy, crap and dumb as dogshit.

Every player other than Viney, Jones, Gawn and Tapscott need a punch in the back of the head. Neeld, you have my approval to do this.

If Neeld is given the arse over this weak effort from the PLAYING GROUP, I will fair dinkum attempt to burn down the AAMI centre. Making sure every player is inside.

Is it that we can't or WON'T man up? This is [censored] deplorable.

I'm sooooo glad Sellar was recalled.

Best laugh I've had in a while. Personal favourites: Naitanui rated at 13 Ben McEvoy rated as the second best ruckman behind him. At 62. What a load.

Corey Enright. That is all.

That list needs more midfielders. I wouldn't be giving up on the captains Jack just yet.

At first I was against this thought, but upon pondering it more, I think it could be an excellent idea. We've got Jones and Viney to lead our inside mids, but who are our flankers supposed to look up to? Would be a great get if the price is right, IMO.

In the NFL, there's a pause between every down. There is no way it would work in the free-flowing game of AFL.

Good.

Get Kyle Matthewson our list. Has more heart than the entire MFC list combined.

This. Our midfielders were completely baffled yesterday when Spencer gave some good taps but they went more than 2 feet from his hand.The sooner Jamar is made redundant, the better.

Nicholson being second for disposals at half time says all it needs to. When he'sour go-to man from defence, somethingis horribly wrong. Send Strauss back to Casey. If he is to be a defender, he needs to learn to defend. And only at Melbourne would someone star at halfback one week, then next game be the go-to tagger.