praha

That GWS player that just had a shot has an abnormally small torso.

wtf

never plays well againsy Mummy. Tough battle and match up physically for Max.

every time I see No.44 running towards the ball I have an aneurysm.

...Greene looked high.

Giants just have way too many winners. If the past 50 years tells us anything it's that our season ends tonight.

Rivers looks good. How long until he is Melbourned and the "What's happened to Rivers?" thread appears?

Hnnnnng.

coast to coast. the melbourne special.

just.

If Smith plays another AFL game I will microwave my membership live on Twitch.

Neither team is playing particularly good "team" football. Lots of individual performances on both teams. The most both teams deserve is 8th.

Lever is a modern day Damien Gasper.

it's actually been a highly entertaining game. i think both teams are playing well but both are also firmly an 8th-12th placed side. Good spectacle so far.

This is the most Melbourne end to a half ever. We're just not mature enough nor have the team chemistry to play consistently throughout a match.

You'd rather OMac kick than Lever. At least OMac hits a target and doesn't put teammatea under pressure.

Trust ANB to completely fluff a fantastic end to end play initiated by May. Ruined our momentum and led to a Giants goal. Take some [censored] ownership. Wasn't going for a goal, panicked and just chucked it on the boot. By chance almost went through.

Richmond was finishing 9th a lot in the 2000s and bottomed out hard before Hardwick arrived. Even then it took 3 years of rebuild 3 years of finals and another poor season before they hit their mark. By the same logic and time we should win the flag in 2021 lol Question is, are we 2016 Richmond or 2009 Richmond? Dangerous for us now to be lingering mid table because Goodwin has dumped our top draft picks. Lose our last two games and we may be potentially gifting North a top 5 pick. But anyway that's beside the point. History shows that teams that linger mid table for too long either stay there long term (North, Essendon) or end up crashing out hard (North again, Freo, Sydney now). Big question as Healy asked the other night: Are we an underperforming team or are we just average?

100% If Round 23 2017 didn't open people's eyes, and if the Hawthorn loss in round 4 2018 didn't, if that Swans loss didn't, if that Prelim didn't, if last year didn't, and if this year hasn't opened your eyes... you must be dead!

4 years into a coaching career and barely holding onto a finals spot with a health list. that's where we were 2 weeks ago. and it's not like these losses are shocking and surprising. goodwin has form and so does this team.

Club isn't live tweeting the presser like they normally do. As someone who works in corp affairs, we call this "risk mitigation". Club is shielding Goodwin and protecting its digital footprint here. Minimising direct commentary on its branded posts. Jungle drums.

I'm [censored] off but unsurprised. Haven't really "loved" the club since the Northey years. Since then it's same old. Lose the unloseable. Choke when the pressure is on. Last two games I've been fairly indifferent. If you couldn't see these loses coming with all the variables + Melbourne just being Melbourne well you're very naive. Not to make excuses but the variables that *could* make you lose a game are piled onto Melbourne at an exponential rate and when coupled with the club's general ability to be all round [censored] at the worst possible times, there wasn't a surer thing in the universe. Mind you three weeks ago we were a 80% chance of making finals based on "modelling". If someone could create a Melbourne model we'd probably achieve the technological singularity such is the sheer complexity of the club's senselessness and ineptness.

Goodwin's coaching capacity is limited to go down to the boundary when the game is on the line to wave his arms around like an autistic seal.

Season on the line. We need to centre it and start taking risks. This is it.

Goodwin is Dean Bailey 2.0. He's lucky he has a decent list. No plan B. Shocking inability to coach to the conditions. Has failed MULTIPLE times in getting the team up for important games. Defensively and tactically inept. A colossal choke occuring here. Gifted an easy draw to finish the season. And choked. Pathetic.