Sideshow Bob

Depends on the break - a spiral fracture of a long leg bone takes 6 weeks to join together - double it for 'consolidation' or getting bone strength back. A transverse fracture - straight across - doubles the time frame. 12 weeks to join hence 24 weeks to get strong. so six months prior to getting up to reasonable training - how long to get 'AFL level' fit from there? probably better from a long term point of view to wrap the season up and hit pre season next year fully fit

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my biggest gripe with Foxtel and has always been so is that I only want certain channels. unfortunately each of those is in a different package... so you just get all of it! would much rather just get what I want and not pay for everything else. I think most people think that way and a lot of channels would die as a result.... however if they die is there really a market for them to begin with!

actually looking forward to ditching foxtel for this. Bought an apple TV 4 to do it. however just going wait..... unless there is another way to get the final game of thrones season other than foxtel. then it can be ditched. 100 bucks a month back into the pocket happy days

not quite as obvious as it sounds .... blew the head gasket on my first car - a 1976 Corolla, by trying to catch and follow a certain bogan cult figure of the early-mid 90's whose number plate read JAKO13 while driving along the wonderful dump of the then South Eastern Arterial... was stoked at the time to see him - got the old [censored] heap of a car to 130 clicks.... and it died

he has already booked it.... Grand Final eve

come on Beeb. you know not to bring logic to the demonland table.....

anyone else thinking Marquis de Sade whenever they see Marquis instead of Marquee. Seems very apt for the various levels of Sadomasochism going on here.... BBO may be very interested. speaking BBO - has anyone checked on him since the block renovated the Gatwick.

oh FFS... you mean we have to keep a 23year old CHF who's output to date matches any other KPF at his age ever......

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I still remember Bruce's favourite moment from the 1988 Olympics.... "would have to be Carl Lewis in those tight bike shorts" not anything to do with the amazing athletic feats just the fact he loved seeing Carls tackle wobbling around....

unfortunately though Billy Slater gave away a goal line penalty for a beautifully executed hip and shoulder. loved it. Ref didn't - called it a shoulder charge. if he gets charged by the NRL minimum penalty is a week. might be his last game and no fairytale GF for him

most teams have 5. captains and past winners automatic selections. Danger Ablett and Selwood all auto selections then they have 4 others. we have 2 captains hence 3 other invitees

there is only one practical solution start a go fund me page to collect enough coin from fellow demon worshippers to either a) buy a new hat from Ebay or b) keep it going and if we win the GF there will be enough funding to fly to the states and pick up a new choice hat

RDB and Weid have been best mates for a couple of decades now. one of the big reasons Our Weid was super happy to be coming to Demonland

happily wipe the [censored] smug smiles off all my cat supporting mates. They have all been arrogant turds for the last 15 years. They deadset make me angry just by breathing in my direction..... oh I feel better now. that's a load off the shoulders.... now let's get beating this mob from down the highway

really need to reassess my life choices. These 2 are seriously batting well above their average......

Friday night footy [censored] yeah! big night big stage Finals performer for a decade or so. BRING IT ON

come on dockers!

I was on me pat. fearing for my life at the opposite end to the cheers squad! felt like old vic park days where I was sitting

considering it! ???

Final Round year 2000. we smashed West Coast in West Coast. I was there - did my grad dip in Perth that year, must have been 3 Demons in the crowd and a cheer squad of 10. Bluey Mckenna's final game for the Eagles..... Only fitting we go very [censored] Deep from here

time for a happy scotch.... as opposed to the crying myself to sleep scotch strangely come out of the same bottle!

is it wrong to be a 43 year old considering wearing a footy jumper to bed tonight ..... ..... um. asking for a friend ??