dateline : October 9
The Melbourne Football Club announces the 5 year plan.
Spokesman Neil Nvoid told the three gathered at the presser that the New Board , The New President an the New Coach have formulated the way to success.
Neil then went on ( an on ) to outline how after much research and untold discovery the MFC is now on the road to finals.
When asked the direction the club will take he outlined the course to be taken based upon the new ideals formed around Wide-ranging Instructions Negating Negative Induced Non-responsive Generations
it seems we've been concentration far to much on Long Odds Systems Inducing Nothing Good
Now the offending characteristic of our poor form has been isolated we will now march fervently up the ladder
When taken to task about our past poor performances it was pointed out that past teams and administrations simply sucked big time.
Asked about the F word Neil responded similarly !! As to top 8 finishes, the official line was "well we take it all one week at a time, but don't go booking any holidays in September from here on in"
So there ya go OD...good as done mate !!
