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Cmon jack...theyre Poms., theyre not the brightest page 3 probably still there i imagine

all right ...all right....say hello to Liz and the the dogs !!

dateline : October 9 The Melbourne Football Club announces the 5 year plan. Spokesman Neil Nvoid told the three gathered at the presser that the New Board , The New President an the New Coach have formulated the way to success. Neil then went on ( an on ) to outline how after much research and untold discovery the MFC is now on the road to finals. When asked the direction the club will take he outlined the course to be taken based upon the new ideals formed around Wide-ranging Instructions Negating Negative Induced Non-responsive Generations it seems we've been concentration far to much on Long Odds Systems Inducing Nothing Good Now the offending characteristic of our poor form has been isolated we will now march fervently up the ladder When taken to task about our past poor performances it was pointed out that past teams and administrations simply sucked big time. Asked about the F word Neil responded similarly !! As to top 8 finishes, the official line was "well we take it all one week at a time, but don't go booking any holidays in September from here on in" So there ya go OD...good as done mate !!

. . . . . . . . there done

what would ?

ummm Actually , in all seriousness, pretty good . As to the 8..2-3 years ...if. Things can change

Watts your tipping point OD ?? lol

You drive a hard bargain OD but youre very much a required member here and Im sure youd like to be a One Club man ??

OD, what if we give you a 9 year contract. All the bananas you can use/eat ?? Are we in the ball park ?

so how many did YOU play ?

apparently a Chameleon that wafts through

mate I not only LIKE this post, I really LIKE it...lol good stuff....lol

rounds 13/14 2011 !!! if im correct !! we're good aren't we

Heres something for a little perspective as to the false pretences under which many a Demon player has been paid. When was the last time the Mighty Demons had back to back wins in the H/A season ? might need to get your fav tipple to hand !! lol

Going back to the"have to pay someone " idea. I think its plain we've been paying the WRONG ones..lol We sort of had the idea with Clark, but hes No Park-Clark Then Dawes, but hes been stop/start-pause Dawes We could have thrown big money at someone but we pandered to the no show's. I agree.. I think the the range of the cap is too narrrow.. why not only 80% of cap if your team is only 80% AFL standard...if that !!

OD, its been a concern of mine for years that we've been overpaying quite a few. Some will always argue that " we have to pay someone" but i reckon some shrewd accountant types would have figured out a way of jigging things to pay players what they are worth and open up a huge warchest to BRIBE someone to come our way. i simply think in the past we've been a pretty dumb club.

I really have to pay more attention over the weekends..lol

You know BBO....I really prefered your older avatar, not that it in anyway enticed me but I find that sugary effort of late quite disturbing on a site dedicated to Demons !!!

and to think i only left this forum for one evening.......now look at it lol

i concur.. I do however understand OD's position though; its hard to keep getting up off the floor ..lol its only October....can be a little optimistic

Funny thought I was a Demon !!

Oh Frog Ive ceased trying to convert anyone to Demonism a long time ago...its akin to beating someone with a feather duster...all you get are howls of laughter !! OD ..Am not so sure I want to go up.... hear its mighty lonely up there and with so few souls to do all the work its like a labour camp !!! Might be a tad warmer downstairs....just saying ...lol

you have of course taken appropriate action and disowned here ..lol My lot ?? One daughter an Ainter, the other a Bomber like her older brother but the younger ones will still answer to Demons when asked. Still hes a bit mad and likes to have a point of difference with most folk...lol wife of course is Filth In fact most of her rotten family ( a large catholic one as well ) are all bloody Maggies. They take pity on me and my good wife for having the selfless compassion to marry me anyways . I hear you Old...only is they ceased to exist could I not follow Melbourne. Im really not that bright I suggest

I cant even win in other stakes...one steals all my Bananas and the other is fructose intolerant. The ying and yang ....

mea culpa Im to walk the walk of shame no dount. It was a very difficult time. The girls were more switched on. The questions.....indeed the questions....Daddy why doesnt Melbounre win ? how DOES one answer that ? lol