Deestroy All

He's a Demon now so I'll suck it up and give him a clean slate, which I'm sure he'll appreciate... Welcome, Melksham.

What if Worsfold likes him and convices him to stay please.

Heppell and Hurley for a start.

Don't think it was the best but he was up there. Was first in the 3km time trial. He's always been a runner.

Vince was 28, I thought his best was behind him (from memory he was dropped once in his last year with the Crows) so there wasn't much to get excited about. I was wrong, he's been brilliant for us. Vince was never a spud though. Melksham is. Anyway, we'll finish this discussion when Melksham's career is over shall we?

Yeah, good point. I'm frightened though.

We win our last game, and at Etihad, Hogan wins the rising star. I'm thinking well at least I can be happy with small victories for 6 months. Couple of weeks later I'm slapped with a reminder of how embarrassing this club can be. Just a month of good news would do me. I'm not religious, but I'll convert to all of them and pray this [censored] isn't true. #melkshambles

lol the denial starts. If we get him, is there a chance WADA could ban him for life? Because I'll take the stand.

It's spelt 'Lumumba', have some respect. Nice and easy approach to wait wait for the career to be over before making a call. Why bother arguing in favour of Melksham before we've even got him then?

Not really, everything I said about Lumumba when he was on the cards turned out to be on the mark.

stevethemanjordan, you talk like you know it all, but that's a lot of text with very little actual substance. Comparing Melksham with the likes of Matt Jones, Bail and Terlich is a [censored] poor argument, in fact it just highlights the type of player Melksham is. Better than those 3, wow, what a game changer. Melksham is no good, hasn't been any good in his first 6 years and that won't change. Try aiming a bit higher.

Best trade period ever. Anything else now is a bonus.

Yeah nah. This would be the final straw. I watch Essendon almost every week due to my mates supporting them. And Melksham is a terrible footballer. Wouldn't give him 4 weeks let alone 4 years.

Hell no.

That was excellent, but I still think Viney's was much better.

If there's been a better tackle ever, I don't remember it.

Salem could end up being better than Wines. It's a no from me.

Pickett Fence's Jizz Booth?

He can glide.

The Lloyd bit is near the end of this video. http://www.melbournefc.com.au/video/2015-08-03/sunday-footy-show-jack-viney

We're not THAT desperate.

If we could get him to tweak the pronunciation of his name a bit to Pet-tracker, could get a pet tracker as seen above on board for sponsorship, and make Hogans_Heroes happy, but we don't want to do that. Maybe whack one in the old GPS slot in his jumper. Not as far a reach as Buddha Hocking changing his name to Whiskers.

Your choice of name has preempted my mockingly Roos-esque term of endearment retort. Well played.

Christiansy. Simple.