Deestroy All

LOL Threadtato.

Thought I'd revive this old beast seeing as its been a while, and a lot has happened. Cain Velasquez has has pretty much closed the heavyweight division. Shut up shop, it's all over. Anderson, what were you doing? The Weidman fight was one if the most gripping and gut wrenching 10 minutes I'd ever seen in sport. Too much typing to go into it all, but I liken it to a serial killer wanting to get caught. He'll smash Weidman in New Years. Pettis is amazing to watch. Busting Henderson's arm propelled him to my top 5 favourite people in world history. Vitor the destroyer. I'd sooner retire than want to fight him at the minute. Human highlight wrecking ball. Took him 15 years to discover he has legs and feet! I thought Gustafsson beat Jones in what was a great fight. Speaking of great fights, the Mexican standoff between Melendez and Sanchez was just as entertaining as a fight can get. Absolutely awesome. The welterweight division. STACKED. So many talented and dangerous contenders. Lombard, Lawlor, McDonald, Woodley to name a few... And finally, the worst judging decision since Paqiou v Tim Bradley... Hendricks belted GSP. I actually gained a lot of respect for GSP for surviving that fight. But surviving a beating doesn't mean you won. Total joke of a decision and something needs to be done. Rhonda Rousey is bat [censored] mental. In a bad way. The upcoming card in Brisbane is choc full of great fights.

UFC on Fox 5 was just a bunch of sick fights! The undoubted lowlight was watching BJ get slaughted by that arrogant freak (who will rule the ww division, easily). Hang 'em up BJ, nothing left to prove, I can't watch something like that again! Gustafssen is ready for Jones, but the Mauler said he'll take another fight rather than wait, that's how it should be. Love this kid. Dennis Siver looked fantastic. Would be a very tough challenge for Aldo the way he's going. I was actually going for Nate Diaz, has more class than his brother. But not even close. Not sure who can beat Henderson now that Edgar has dropped down. Some great highlights, Yves Edwards, Cruikshank, Matt Bown... The Jorganson / Albert scrambles... Very entertaining card. Bring on the heavyweights.

That's a sweet card so far. Cannot wait to see Edgar v Aldo. Evans v Lil' Nog is a bit weird. Should be an awesome trip man, hope they put on some fireworks for you and Fitch doesn't lay on Maia for 15! (although he'd probably get submitted eventually!)

So will Hendriks now get dudded so Dana can jizz over this super fight? I'd rather see GSP v Hendricks and Silva v Bisping (lol, come on, you know you wanna see that). Pablo Garza was the only fight I got right in my multibet, but I knew Kampman was a long shot. Credit to GSP for winning after being kicked in the head, lots of blood, but I still feel 'meh' after another GSP 5 rounder. Looking forward to JDS v Velasquez and Nate v Henderson. They should be good fights. Wanderlei was a great bloke! He jokingly had a go at me for being late (thanks GSP/Carlos), I jokingly s**t myself.

Anthony Perosh out of the Sotiropoulos v Pierson card with an injured toe, what a wuss. I'm joking, have a look at his friggin' toe! How the hell do you do that at training?? Not for the squeamish, scroll down for the uncensored and slightly comical photos. http://www.cagepotato.com/anthony-perosh-gets-big-toe-damn-near-ripped-off-will-miss-ufc-on-fx-6-fight-with-joey-beltran-gross/

And Maynard isn't fighting Lauzon. Getting sick of this, and a little suspicious, maybe they're pissing hot too close to fight time? Really wanted to see Carwin and Nelson... Yeah I meet him and get a photo taken and stuff, not really my thing usually but should be cool. Haha not sure I'm game to ask about the tattoo! There's a cool interview he did with Mike Schiavello where he drew a tattoo on the back of Mike's head. Might shave up and get him to draw me one.

Positive mate! I would've given you guys the heads up but I didn't even find out about it until long after it sold out. I think AFC4 went on sale this week. Soa The Hulk vs Sean McCorkle. It's no chillin' with Wanderlei, but it's somethin'.

I can't pick it. They both hit like a truck yet they both took an absolute hammering from JDS and didn't get KO'd. Logically it'd be Carwin by decision. But who knows, anything can happen of course, I'll be going for Big Cunch.

My mate is training with him at his upcoming seminar, in Dandenong. Was meant to be in August, but Wandy's dad passed away in a car accident so it was postponed. My mate surprised me with a ticket, bless his heart. Should be interesting, I love Wanderlei.

Roy Nelson... that fat tub of talent... I absolutely hated him on season 10 of TUF, could not stand him at all. Then somewhere along the line I started liking him. Not sure when or why, but he appealed to me over time and I love his fights, except for when Werdum schooled him. Where was I going with this?... Oh, I don't mind his coaching actually, at least he's hands on and is actually coaching, Carwin isn't doing [censored], just leaving it up to everyone else. Roy says some of the dumbest things I've ever heard, but now and then he'll come up with something brilliant. I'm a week behind on the Smashes, one of the poorer seasons entertainment and fight wise. But I wasn't expecting much. I felt for that Manny bloke though! What an effort. I wanted Thiago to keep going with the leg kicks, Nedkov looked like he was about to quit at one point. Brutal kicks.

This season of the ultimate fighter is hilarious. Never laughed so much at one moron. He cries more than he throws punches. Mitch Clark being a big UFC fan, could he get any more awesome? Tito is still a [censored]. Cung Ke vs Franklin anyone? What a knockout! I won 200 on that card. Wasn't a bad card, wasn't great, but kept me interested. I'm on Condit. He has quick knees, could catch GSP going for the takedown. But yeah definitely a tactical fight. I'm meeting the Axe Murderer on Sunday, good times!

Anderson Silva is a cartoon. A superhero. I mean what the hell are we watching here? I'm lost for words. A combat artist.

#themitchclarkeffect

Haven't got Foxtel, seen episode 1, but whoever is uploading it seems to take an eternity so I can't get episode 2 yet. How was the punch that rocked that circus Romanian bloke in episode 1? LMAO it was like how you hit the button to cross the road. The current US one is pretty good, shyte fighters but the dumbarses in the house are a bit nutty.

LOL Yeah I think I'm already over the flyweights, give them concrete gloves or something. What is there anyway, 5 of them in the whole UFC? Think there was 6, but Roy Nelson wanted a snack.

Lucky I only put part of my wallet on it, and covered the loss with the other part. Main card was a fizzer yet again, haven't seen the FX prelims as I was in transit, the Facebook prelims were good, and onya Kyle Noke. I waited for the Vitor flurry that never came, pulling guard almost worked so I can't really question the game plan, but when your major weapon is blasting people across a cage, should probably use it.

Vitor will win, I put my wallet on it. The UFC is struggling, too many injuries ruining the few good fights and too many fighters hand picking their own fights. Pay them well and make them fight who you tell them to, enough of this pick and choose rubbish. Bones is a rubbish bloke, I hope he gets seriously injured. Rashad was right all along. Spewing that Aldo v Edgar and Rampage v Glover are now cancelled. So frustrating.

Not sure whether I'm happy because I hate Djokovic, or unhappy because I hate Murray. I'll just go about my life happily hating stuff I guess.

Yes, because.... Oh, ohhh I see what you did there!

This newest season of Breaking Bad is the bomb, yo! Seriously good viewing, the latest episode was intense. The character development in the show is incredible, unless they f... up the ending, it'll go down as my all time favourite show. There's a break after next weeks episode... boooooooooooooooooo

I think I would've enjoyed the main event had the rest of the card not put me in the worst mood ever. What a pile of garbage. Not surprised if your old man is lost to it, that was enough to turn anyone off.

Let's discuss how awesome 149 was. The end.

Did anyone watch Weidman v Munoz? Read on if you did Some very good fights on this card, one of the prelims, Craig vs Natal was just crazy, great fight, great comeback win, it's a shame it wasn't a main card fight. Te Huna, what an effin' beast. Like a 205lb Overeem. Credit to Beltran for being made of bricks, no wonder he could hang with heavywheights. Loving Te Huna's work, reckon it should be Te Huna v Gustaffson II for a title shot. I think I made a comment somewhere in this thread about Weidman being a future title holder, think I finally got something right! This kid has all the tools, stand up is good, BJJ is outstanding as is his wrasslin', strength and ground and pound are brutal. Chael should take some notes. A complete domination of a very good opponent, then one of the coolest elbows I've ever seen and maybe the most brutal late stoppage I've seen. Nice.

Desperate times call for desperate [censored] to go to desperate measures. You could tell as soon as Anderson stopped the first takedown, his shoulders and whole demeanour changed, got relaxed and into the zone. If Chael was clean in this fight, there was no way he'd have the strength and stamina to keep taking Anderson down for 5 rounds. (A lot of people forget/forgot how good Silva's takedown defence is, and how having the testosterone of 17 men is not just illegal, it's illegal because it makes you insanely strong). I think Chael realised that once Anderson stuffed the early 2nd round attempts, then he felt how hard those strikes are (that look like nothing) and started to panic, and threw that backfist. If that backfist did connect, probably would've knocked Silva clean out, the idiot put everything into that, only Anderson could casually duck that and make you look like more of a tool than you already are. Then the almost illegal knee from heaven, how sweet it was. I've read people saying he tried to or did throw an illegal strike, yeah, the most accurate striker in history accidentally missed the head and luckily hit the chest, lolz. I wish it went for longer, but in the end it was the most satisfying UFC win I've ever enjoyed. Good on Chael for building it up to that level. I was glad Forest won, but then he pulled that lame [censored] at the end and lost me. They're both a couple of knobs. I'm kinda sad to see such a villain go in Tito. Then again he mentioned his surgeries another 47 times after the fight, so he can [censored] off. Hey, did you know Tito had surgery?? Glad Cung Le won, give him Anderson in China, Bruce Lee would love it! The body shot on that hillbilly freak Cody McKenzie was the 2nd best highlight of the night. I agree though, apart from the excitement of the main event, the card was a bit of a yawn, prelims were boring too.