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It was a knock off bat-mobile, know your Aussie history, geez.

Having said that, I’d love to hear Fergie butcher our anthem.

What? You don’t want musical acts chosen by people that can barely run the sport they manage? I’m with ET. It’s embarrassing every year. In fact the only reason a take a quick glance at the entertainment is to see if they topped the last embarrassment.

If we merged now it’d be handy to have Tom Mitchell on the bench.

Does he have to stand on a chair to get mobile reception?

Half the team looked scared of him. It was like the scene in Stand By Me when they were running from the junk yard dog. Only the dog kept catching them.

They’d have to get it down to them first.

@Ethan Tremblay Tom Barrass pretty much nailed the Galifianakis pose.

Might’ve cost a couple of goals but saved a few and made about 10 cats [censored] themselves. You’d walk taller with him around. Some of those supposed Geelong superstars could use some of what AVB has.

Damn it, Sydney just managed to score more goals than Weideman.

100% winning finals record over the last 12 years.

Reported as being [censored] awesome.

Prefer the power stance.

Imagine our next batch of leaders contained Duncan and Guthrie lololol. Anyway... the best defensive game I’ve ever seen us play. All over the ground. Even our smaller players looked like physical bullies. Talk about clicking at the right time. We lost the games this year when we couldn’t convert i50s because the backdoor wasn’t shut, tonight it was baracaded. Was only a matter of time until Weed put it all together, again, perfect timing. What a game, so happy for him. Harmes 2.0 is built for the pointy end of the season. What a find, what a compliment to our midfield. Tomald’s first half cleanness was so steadying. Didn’t get the goals but didn’t kill our momentum, he solidified it by dominating up our end. Jack is an animal. Angus is another one made for finals. Going back with the flight on the outer wing was inspiring stuff. Just awesome. So proud. The [censored] Dees!

...and we sing this song to you (Pass me the brie!) Gouda and quince paste camembert Keep your eye on the red and the blue

He was concise and to the point to any soft question. Anything negative and it was rambling on that led to nowhere.

Longest non-answers of all time.

Oooo those three just get pipped by Ingerson and Hibbo, Nasher. Only just.

Freo won’t win a game without him.

Brilliant. Gawn won’t be able to carry this huge work load every year and stay on the park. This would be a good get, and Max has been a fan of his.

One of my favourite ever recruits. Came here, embraced the club and played his best year winning the B&F. Just what we needed at the right time. And one of the few characters left in the game.

I’m not fussed about Franklin being captain, it’s a fantasy team. Dangerfield being vice makes just as little sense. I like the team mostly, but I’d have Devon Smith and McRae instead of Edwards and Gray (as much as I love Robbie Gray).  I’m a fan of Yeo but I’ve watched a lot of West Coast and he drifts in and out too much for mine. 

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Lol why are we training in September? Oh [censored], that’s right...This will take some getting used to.

Franklin captain. No training boys, get on the eccys!