Deestroy All

Ah false hope restored! I love this feeling whilst it lasts.

Turrrrrning!

Jones hit a target, it’s gunna turn!

Letting Sydney score 5 goals for the quarter when they look as rubbish as we do. Well done. How long does someone get to correct how easily we get scored against? Reckon Roos would take the job again?

The worst part is I said he’d drop it before it got to him. It’s that predictable. But it’s so bad, it’s actually every single thing he’s involved in goes against us, can’t even force stalemate. Ground balls go through him, his full body tackles the opponent still gets the ball away. He’s like a [censored] ghost.

Has ANB done anything beneficial for the team in 240 minutes of football? Him and Frost, [censored] me I’ve rarely seen 2 more useless players. Then there’s the defensive setup. Whoever is in charge of that... did they have a ceremony where they took out all of Paul Roos’ notebooks and shat all over them just to really ram home the point? Just embarrassing, you feel the easy score coming no matter where on the field the opposition gets the ball. We let one of the worst teams in the comp score 130 [censored] points. And Essendon should be embarrassed that they let the worst team score 112.

I can’t believe there’s that much space at the G without advertising on it.

The new rules have really made it a high scoring affair. I’ve barely had time to breathe with all these goals...

Like DC said, players wil oft be hitting or touching the posts at the same time. Stupid idea. Hot spot would be better. Or dip the footy in (Haymes) paint at every stoppage.

Have we watched the video? Safe to say we can stop bangin on about alcohol. That’s not the problem.

I believe Disney agreed to a deal with Footscray, you wear this, Franco Cozzo gets a cameo in the next Avengers.

lol what a preseason. Waste of time. No improvements. May and AVB dropping [censored] like it’s a granny. You can recruit every defender on earth but it means [censored] all if there’s no system. Billy Stretch makes me want Tyson back.

Globetrotter time. Which team played finals?

If we can hold Brisbane to 27 goals we can consider it a win.

ANB has turned fumbling and falling over into and art form. Tiny hands and oily feet.

Shambolic. A skeleton just beat 3 defenders. If you can call them defenders.

Hunt>Hogan

It’s not just the backline, defending all over the ground is horrible.

I reckon Parish will elevate his game this year and play one as good as Oliver’s debut.

If you found that funny you must own The Big Bang Theory in 4K. Anyway if Danger is all for it, I couldn’t be more against it.

Preuss and Vanders are going to have more victims than Fred and Rose.

Beautiful play there all round.

Punky Preusster. It’ll catch on.