layzie

Need to win the quarter to have any chance

Butters is absolutely slaughtering us

Nice hack kick Hunter. Just gift them another shot

Need a couple of turnovers

We needed that so bad

Spark up a bit Naarm

Richo has been garbage

Look what happens when we get a clearance

Yeah needed that first one

Damn straight

I've got this overwhelming feeling the Port are going to get a clearance and goal in the first 40 seconds. Change the damn narrative!

Me too, the midfield has been borderline disgraceful. I hope they are really embarrassed right now. The ball is getting into their 50 so fast. 32 inside 50s, felt like 100 that quarter.

I'm sorry, soft?

Definitely but it's fair to say they haven't been good either. The SPP over the shoulder goal should have been killed.

The one and only redeeming factor is the margin

What an insipid half of football. Absolute joke. Couldn't give a toss about the score, we are 5 goals down as far as I'm concerned. Our midfield couldn't be waving white flags any harder than they are right now. The metrics stink. Port have 10 marks I50, 18-10 clearances. One mark between Grundy, Gawn and Lever. 78-68 contested ball pretty much every stat we pride ourself on we are getting belted and it's embarrassing. We would need to literally be a different team to turn this around because we've been total horse manure.

May, you lost every ounce of your strength at the worst possible time

We have been [censored], absolutely putrid. Disgusting performance, Port's pressure way too much. We suck

How many I50s for Port this quarter?

What the hell this is garbage

Our midfield is being urinated on

You just knew that ball was going out on the full

A clearance that should have been ours goes their way. 7-1

Just kick a couple of goals and make some kind of game out of it. Give the people something to watch

Really really poor from Melbourne, about to get a serious tune up