Tony Tea

Collingwood is chasing hard for Lever.

The worst part was Neitz jumping into Farmer's back.

Never should have left Melbourne.

Daniher is not going to leave. Essendon are not going to rort the salary cap. Move along.

Mmmmmm... I'm having visions of Oliver squirting the ball out to Kelly.

Jezza is not Italian. Ian Stewart would be in my top 5 Italians players.

Another Italian, SEN's Andy "Radar" Mario, also went to Marcellin.

McCartin copped a bucketing at half time on the radio yesterday.

Do you mean hands as in handball, gathering the ball or marking? I actually think McCartin has better marking hands, he's definitely a cleaner mark. Hogan, on the other hand, is often a two-grab mark. Even last week - every time he had the sit and took a mark, it was via two or three or four grabs. However, Hogan puts a lot of body into a lot of his marks, which often leads to juggles, whereas most of McCartin's marks are via clear jumps at the ball.

Pass the helium balloon.

I was talking to a footy person today who said that, contrary to accepted wisdom, players are now being coached to tackle higher because it's all about pinning the arms to stop players unloading the ball under pressure. The margin for error is therefore less, and as a result high tackle numbers are up. That would also go some way to explaining why so many players are now adept at collapsing the knees to draw high contact frees.

Hogan and Harmes.

PS: Gimme grunt, power, size, strength.

PS: I think better development (and the club not being a basketcase) would have enabled us to do more with Gysberts, who despite having Grover arms, seemed to know how to get the footy in traffic.

It still tickles me that we would have drafted Melksham with Pick 11 in 2009 if he was available, but he went at pick 10 and we took Gysberts. (At least Melksham is still in the AFL.)

The 2009 draft continues to haunt us.

I think Hinch has given up pretending he barracks for Melbourne. Footy fraud.

Every time Wines touched the ball last night I jabbed myself in the leg with my fork. (Lucky I am only allowed plastic forks.)

The sixth best mark of all time, and yet Winny Abraham won mark of the year.

Wiz should never have returned to WA in 2002. Mad work by his management.

Bounty. Breadfruit. I would not lie.

Can't be UDG. No mention of his mother-in-law.

It was. It was a joke. It must have been. It made me laugh.

Canaan Banana's descendants will be disappointed to read that.