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daisycutter

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Everything posted by daisycutter

  1. you could try contacting this mob https://www.etsy.com/au/search?q=knitted%20afl%20jumper&ref=market
  2. this will be a job for bbo
  3. i'd drop the quinoa, earl, or you'll start acting and talking like an incan, or worse still like one of uncle bitter's pigmy llamas errrr alpacas
  4. dee-luded's not, i'm not. guess i'm a prat then
  5. reminds me of the spartans. Philip ii of macedon sent a message to the spartans " "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city." to which the spartans replied "if". philip and his son alexander (the great) declined to invade sparta.
  6. diets all wrong, earl. you need to talk to its time over on the paleo thread .....and give up those cuban cigars
  7. try running around the clothesline 100 times twice a day - no charge for advice
  8. "thye dees" you really are "old", od
  9. whilst ldvc points out that this was not a criminal court conviction, it should be pointed out that burden of proof, whilst lower than a criminal court was still higher than that required for a civil court. regardless a conviction in all is still a conviction
  10. spot-on ldvc. it's semantics. what would you prefer though as a title?
  11. hmmmm. dunno. presume/hope roosy would have checked it out
  12. we'll have 16 flags by then. he can be part of the revival
  13. i'm not a friggen charity you know moonie.
  14. gigolo, moonie, gigolo.......sheesh......but thanks for the appellation of being considered a young man even if misguided
  15. well i've never ever worked under any scheme of being paid for accumulated sick leave, moonie. seems wrong to me and it's nothing to do with health unless you mean getting paid for good health
  16. how do you accumulate sick leave, moonie? does that accumulate every time you go to work with the flu rather than staying at home?
  17. is that some new synthetic version of LSD, bitters?
  18. didn't someone remind you that term 1 has already started?
  19. not sure it was voluntary in those days, choke
  20. sorry earl, but if i told you i'd have to kill you. i'm sure your good understanding of er such delicate matters will explain my reluctance and as you know i naturally shun any publicity for my good deeds, unlike a certain shane .....
  21. you eat millions of tonnes of bananas in a year, earl? well not good enough. i eat trillions of tonnes in just a week!
  22. some interesting banana facts Country Millions of tonnes Percentage of world total Table 1: Production (2012) India 24.9 18% China 10.6 8% Uganda 9.8 7% Philippines 9.2 7% Ecuador 7.6 5% Brazil 6.9 5% Indonesia 6.2 4% Colombia 5.3 4% Cameroon 4.9 3% Ghana 3.6 3% All other countries 50.2 36% Total world 139.2 100% Table 2: Exports (2011) Ecuador 5.2 29% Costa Rica 1.8 10% Colombia 1.8 10% Philippines 1.6 9% Guatemala 1.5 8% All other countries 6.0 34% Total world 17.9 100%
  23. i'm sure the wig makers guild of america might see it differently, eh?

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