daisycutter

just another boring weekend, red

did someone call for a doctor?

the earl has gone very quiet

I don't know who was on the roof of the gat, but the hun has reported that the dangerous man the coppers were hunting was called "earl"......hmmmmm... could biffo have been indulging in a little identity theft or did the triad manage to find and turn the notorious fitzroy hipster? .....stay tuned

quite true biffo. in fact its beem known to make men out of boys......... (and eunuchs out of men)

told you red.....nah na nah!

they're goooorn, time to be bitter not optcally mystic

except it's not.......jolimont is part of east melbourne (ending on brunton avenue) whilst not jolimont it is within the city of melbourne boundary (yuk)

or the hawthorn football club in mulgrave.......

google is your best friend https://www.facebook.com/Why-did-the-fish-get-kicked-out-of-school-Cause-he-was-caught-with-seaweed-327887239224/

had a friend (acquaintance really) who lived in north box hill in line and close to mont albert, who always gave his address as north mont albert - lol

might be pushing it a little, earl as they have a no hipster policy. besides, there are issues of territoriality to consider. you could try the coburg ladies martial arts club though.

with his vast experience he would be the dom

come to think of it, i did notice a shady character hanging around the fringes with a fake cuban accent chatting up some society nob trying to sell him a guava paste franchise. The poorly fitted rug had me fooled at the time. and i must say i far preferred the canapes at the mont albert ladies tennis club.

roger, just did

uncle, were those your lads in the aami alpaca ad who managed to scare the sheila into disrobing? the occupants of the car seemed to be earl and conchita but i'm not sure.

i just watched a rerun of the brady bunch to calm me down and fantasised over bananas

fixed

despite my seething hatred of darklands,i will be there, uncle. are you meeting up with moonie again, or maybe stuie now you are buddies?

uncle, every morning i arise i feel as if i have been resurrected. am hoping for another resurrection this afternoon, [deity] willing.

nah, surrey hills south, or east canterbury, uncle

it's a good theory, biffo. that and the good gossip source

susan was a good friend of jeannie pratt and she said once to jeannie "you should come to more of our parties, you'd have a great time" jeannie replied "no i'm too old and ugly" so susan said "all the more reason to come, you'll make us all look better" ......true story

that sounds like a pile of ....er....fertiliser. oh, maybe you have a point there ernie

it occurred to me it might be one of uncle bitters' relatives