daisycutter

uncle, were those your lads in the aami alpaca ad who managed to scare the sheila into disrobing? the occupants of the car seemed to be earl and conchita but i'm not sure.

i just watched a rerun of the brady bunch to calm me down and fantasised over bananas

fixed

despite my seething hatred of darklands,i will be there, uncle. are you meeting up with moonie again, or maybe stuie now you are buddies?

uncle, every morning i arise i feel as if i have been resurrected. am hoping for another resurrection this afternoon, [deity] willing.

nah, surrey hills south, or east canterbury, uncle

it's a good theory, biffo. that and the good gossip source

susan was a good friend of jeannie pratt and she said once to jeannie "you should come to more of our parties, you'd have a great time" jeannie replied "no i'm too old and ugly" so susan said "all the more reason to come, you'll make us all look better" ......true story

that sounds like a pile of ....er....fertiliser. oh, maybe you have a point there ernie

it occurred to me it might be one of uncle bitters' relatives

this scammer is sooo dumb they forgot to ask me for money - lol

nah, that's a destructed cake not deconstructed. but nice try and good vid

what are you posting picket? my virus checker just warned me off that url. you do know that the cia are watching don't you?

i've never seen an asiatic hipster in burwood, uncle, but then i haven't really been looking that hard

a well crafted glass of original mead is hard to come by these days, bub

beer is the drink of plebs and untouchables. i presume hipsters fall in the latter category

and don't forget to groom the man-bun too, moonie. wouldn't want to spoil those selfies

spelling, uncle?

more like an andean condor. the lads should be very nervous

probably celebrating like me - had 3 bananas already today

thanks for your kind concern, uncle. is there any chance you could get the squeeze to knit me a nice alpaca jumper to keep the cold at bay in not-so-warm burwood?

no, the real weapon was the daisycutter (aka the stab kick)

earl, these days i wonder how you can be so sure which is which

now you really are fishing, bitters, and reading too much mythology. you should stick to your areas of expertise, such as animal husbandry

the proverbial "little man in the boat" eh, biffo? i can think of worse things to struggle with.