The Great Pretender

That’s why we will offer a first round pick for him. We’ll keep the second rounder for Hill and both will spend the majority of 2020 in rehab. We should also be chasing the only bloke on Brisbane’s list who’s injured at the moment.

That’s a much better team but it’s probably a case of too little, too late.

6. Max Gawn 5. James Harmes 4. Angus Brayshaw 3. Clayton Oliver 2. Michael Hibberd 1. Christian Petracca

Either that or he’s this week’s “mystery injury”.

We miss Jesse Hogan.

Where’s Tom Bugg?

Any reports from Casey Fields?

1. Neville Jetta vs 3. Clayton Oliver

Jetta Gawn

Injured.

Jayden Hunt vs 4. James Harmes 3. Clayton Oliver vs Bayley Fritsch 2. Max Gawn vs Michael Hibberd Christian Salem vs 7. Angus Brayshaw

1. Neville Jetta vs Jordan Lewis Alex Neal-Bullen vs 8. Jake Melksham Charlie Spargo vs Jack Viney 6. Tom McDonald vs Billy Stretch

To his credit, Watts has now belatedly expressed remorse at taking part in the video.

Oscar McDonald v Alex Neal-Bullen Bayley Fritsch vs Aaron vandenBerg Sam Weideman vs 7. Angus Brayshaw

Jack Viney vs 5. Nathan Jones Sam Frost vs Charlie Spargo Jake Lever vs 4. James Harmes Joel Smith vs Christian Salem

Tom McDonald Billy Stretch Braydon Preuss

6. T McDonald Stretch Hunt

Milkshake Lewis Hibberd

Mitch Hannan vs Jay Kennedy-Harris Corey Wagner vs Austin Bradtke James Jordon vs Kade Chandler Toby Bedford vs Aaron Nietschke Charlie Spargo vs Declan Keilty

Corey Maynard vs Joel Smith Bayley Fritsch vs Oskar Baker Josh Wagner vs Harrison Petty Tom Sparrow vs Marty Hore vs Guy Walker

So we kick off with Jordon v Chandler. Decisions, decisions...

Not as attractive to most men as Natalie Portman but, at least the Dees are getting some celeb supporters -

He looks a fair bit taller than Bayley.

Matt Balmer of Fox Sports has put out his AFL Draft 2018: Full first-round phantom draft a fortnight out from AFL draft