The Great Pretender

Why should GCS be given a priority pick when they’re going to get a trade with the Blues for a quality player like Jack Martin who should be netting them a first round pick but will probably cost a second rounder? They already have plenty of first rounders including one who has yet to play at all. First round picks aren’t going to help them anyway if they can’t be nurtured and want to leave at the first possible opportunity.

I don’t think so

That’s why we will offer a first round pick for him. We’ll keep the second rounder for Hill and both will spend the majority of 2020 in rehab. We should also be chasing the only bloke on Brisbane’s list who’s injured at the moment.

That’s a much better team but it’s probably a case of too little, too late.

6. Max Gawn 5. James Harmes 4. Angus Brayshaw 3. Clayton Oliver 2. Michael Hibberd 1. Christian Petracca

Either that or he’s this week’s “mystery injury”.

We miss Jesse Hogan.

Where’s Tom Bugg?

Any reports from Casey Fields?

1. Neville Jetta vs 3. Clayton Oliver

Jetta Gawn

Injured.

Jayden Hunt vs 4. James Harmes 3. Clayton Oliver vs Bayley Fritsch 2. Max Gawn vs Michael Hibberd Christian Salem vs 7. Angus Brayshaw

1. Neville Jetta vs Jordan Lewis Alex Neal-Bullen vs 8. Jake Melksham Charlie Spargo vs Jack Viney 6. Tom McDonald vs Billy Stretch

To his credit, Watts has now belatedly expressed remorse at taking part in the video.

Oscar McDonald v Alex Neal-Bullen Bayley Fritsch vs Aaron vandenBerg Sam Weideman vs 7. Angus Brayshaw

Jack Viney vs 5. Nathan Jones Sam Frost vs Charlie Spargo Jake Lever vs 4. James Harmes Joel Smith vs Christian Salem

Tom McDonald Billy Stretch Braydon Preuss

6. T McDonald Stretch Hunt

Milkshake Lewis Hibberd

Mitch Hannan vs Jay Kennedy-Harris Corey Wagner vs Austin Bradtke James Jordon vs Kade Chandler Toby Bedford vs Aaron Nietschke Charlie Spargo vs Declan Keilty

Corey Maynard vs Joel Smith Bayley Fritsch vs Oskar Baker Josh Wagner vs Harrison Petty Tom Sparrow vs Marty Hore vs Guy Walker

So we kick off with Jordon v Chandler. Decisions, decisions...

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