Redleg

Only the ignorant will not understand your post.

Not me. Never even thought he was a contender. On the face of it seems a good appointment, as he is very experienced in the role from previous clubs.

Funny you should mention bananas, as I had a banana smoothie today that was excellent. It was at the bakery cafe on Burke Road near Toorak Road in Auburn I think the suburb is. The smoothie was ice cold which I love and contained honey, cocoa, chia, skim milk and magnificent banana.

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Always liked him.

Hope we don't lose again this weekend.

Redleg wouldn't do that.

That's not funny, this is a very serious thread.

Did we beat the Pies yesterday?

Peel the skin off first.

But I thought everyone recognized and appreciated my achievements.

I must have got the wrong paper, as I can't see my name in the honours list.

Maybe he could order that we win the flag under threat of trade sanctions. For that matter a three peat.

See, I knew you could leave the toilet humour and give some good advice.

Shame on you, we are not quitters.

Look at my post again, not what you quoted. You also have permission to stay around as one of our most beloved sages.

Can we leave all the toilet humour, it is starting to p-ss me off.

Did you notice what the boys were eating at half time of their games? When the cameras went into our rooms at a few games, several of the boys were enjoying a banana, to boost their energy levels. The secret ingredient of our success this year.

8-3 Wow.

At some stage this season and hopefully soon, we need to announce the re signings of the Mcs, Gus and Jetta. That will allow us to move forward, without conjecture on those players.

And his other brother plays with the other team in Perth.

I was elected magnanimously, I mean unanimously.

Apology accepted and as an olive leaf gesture, I will invite you to our next banana sampling meeting, where we will be trying combinations of old Oz favourites like Vegemite or Aeroplane Jelly, mixed with our beloved bananas. Should be a hoot of a night.

I find it interesting to read speculative posts on who we can afford and who gets what etc, when we are not privy to the club's list payment information.

As President of the Australian Banana Lover's Association, which includes the Banana Smoothie Appreciation Society, I have referred your post to our Lawyers, the DPP and the ACCC. You have gone too far. You will be made to heel.