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Redleg

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  1. Well hello ā€œ radianceā€ā€ and top of the morning to you my little leprechaun.
  2. Kye Turner and Seston for me.
  3. Strike two!
  4. Speaking of f Legions, here is my favourite joke concerning one. On his first day in the Foreign Legion a young soldier heard a siren sound and then all the troops started running madly around the fort. He asked his sargeant what was happening. He was told that when the siren sounds you could make love to one of the camels. He then asked how many soldiers there were and he was told 500 and he then asked how many camels there were and he was told 500. He then asked, so why are the soldiers running so crazily and he was told, you don’t want to get an ugly one do you.
  5. That’s the least of our concerns.
  6. Turner and offer Burgoyne a spot with Casey.
  7. That will help.
  8. I must say that thought crossed my mind too.
  9. I was just contemplating how mundane my life has become, when the highlight of it is this thread on a fan forum.
  10. Protection extended.
  11. I’m told water never touched Uncle Bitter’s glass, not even to wash it.
  12. Dearest WCW, do not descend to Uncle Bitter or his nephew Neil’s level, as even Australia’s biggest crane won’t be able to reach down into the hole you will find yourself in. You must remain an on top of the ground type of girl.
  13. You make very good points. I will use them in my next Court appearance for a malcontent. I always knew there was a half decent fellow inside that reprobate shell.
  14. As they say in the classics WCW, ā€œ you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make them drinkā€.
  15. I told you all this thread was very informative.
  16. She blossoms and the inner beauty is revealed.
  17. They are the bases for his cocktails šŸø.
  18. Hibbo is still on the list as is the perennially injured Joel Smith and I think even the untried Howes could manage the role for a short while. Deakyn Smith is another who could be considered, if his Casey form is strong.
  19. Don’t incite him. He is on the way to a Wine Cask ban.
  20. Strike one!
  21. You are much too modest my child. If you look at my record for discovering footballers, you will know I am not one to judge a book by its cover. If that was the case, I would nickname Uncle Bitter, Quasimodo.
  22. Yes if you pass the rigorous training, which would make Survivor and That Jungle Celebrity tv show look like picnics. A total dislike of the Blues is a basic requirement, for even enrolling in the course.
  23. Absolutely. Multiple entertainment areas in the existing facilities, that the MRC want utilised more than currently used. This area has so many opportunities for expanded use. The women playing their home games there on non race days and training on non men’s training days or on another oval, is further use which would appeal to community interests. The main race days for Caulfield are in February and October with a few more during the year. If we can get this done it will be sensational. We could go from the worst facilities in the AFL to the best.
  24. Redleg replied to a post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    WCW, see my latest post on the No T$ thread.
  25. WCW, having now seen a photo of you on another thread and seeing what an attractive and normal person you appear to be, I am now banning Uncle Bitter from any further harassment of you on this thread, DL or in person. You will be protected from the depraved Lord of the Manner and I have readied my security team to deal with any breaches. You are now safe, under the protective umbrella of Redleg and his millions of caring and empathetic followers. Rest easy young WCW. PS: the protection will extend to your Fritta bear too.