Demonstone

The question has to be asked. Is his nickname "Colonel"?

We need to get all our players to adopt the Fritsch hairdo.

Do you reckon Maynard will feel a bit of a p rick?

You know what they say about fashion. Isn't that right @Jaded No More?

He's only rare in the sense that his footy skills are not well done.

In 1987, the temperature reached 30 degrees. Michael Tuck wore a short-sleeved jumper! It was the week after Melbourne lost that awful Prelim Final to Hawthorn (the Jimmy Stynes incident).

This is probably the appropriate thread to post this image of the Portland Football Club team in 1949. Top left is the one and only Stuart Spencer, who won both his club and the League Best & Fairest that year as a 17 year old. In 1950 he was playing for the Melbourne Football Club.

Anybody seen Charlie lately?

Je suis un Lion.

Special mention to the nincompoop who commented on the "finals-like atmosphere" at the Gabba. Um, yeah. It's a final you goose.

Demonstone - sorry to be pedantic (or maybe not all that sorry), but a 360 would have him back as enthused as he was to start with. Maybe a 180 .. ? It wasn't me!

He retired a long time ago, unfortunately.

Three chairs for the AFL. Hip hip, hooray ...

They're guttered?

Given that it was a Melbourne player that was injured, I think Maynard should be out for 4 - 6 weeks.

At 170cm, he'd struggle to reach the ceiling. It's his only flaw.

Oh yeah? I rest my case ...

What a day! Melbourne beats Collingwood in a big final and The Rolling Stones release their new single. Everything's coming up Demonstone!

They look great, particularly that bloke on the left with the ginger eyebrows!

Is it too late to bring back Dom Tyson?

Again, he would have no control over which club chooses to draft him. Risky business.

That's what I said.