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  1. Demonstone
    I've had a few people comment lately about our "unsociable" play and how they don't like us as much any more. I told them all I'd rather we were hated than pitied.
  2. Demonstone
    You can understand Pies fans being upset, they've just narrowly lost what has now become their Grand Final.
  3. Demonstone
    Nice stat time: Jeremy Howe has played in nine Melbourne v Collingwood games for ONE win.
  4. Demonstone
    He wasn't trying to get off the ground, he'd waved the trainers away and stayed on.
  5. Demonstone
    Sam Kekovich and, in women's footy, Myrtle Ford.
  6. Demonstone
    I tried smoking a doobie once but I didn't exhale.
  7. Demonstone
    I believe it's also free to air on Channel 7.
  8. Demonstone
    Can we now call the umpires The Doobie Brothers? And wouldn't DOOB be an acronym, not an anagram?
  9. Demonstone
    The interview was actually with Jayden's mum. Entertaining enough, but not essential listening for Demon fans.
  10. Demonstone
    It's moments like these that make me grateful I don't know any Freo supporters.
  11. Demonstone
    Something something mountain something molehill.
  12. Demonstone
    We're weaker without Wreaker.
  13. Demonstone
    Third actually. First one at training, second one at MCG v Swans and third one at Lavington.
  14. Demonstone
    I too once fell from a great height, but luckily the ground broke my fall.
  15. Demonstone
    They call him Flipper, Flipper...
  16. Demonstone
    Is it Demonland? It's Demonland, isn't it!
  17. Demonstone
    If you have a chip on your shoulder, does that mean you're a bit of a spud?
  18. Demonstone
    How's his fitness? Can he see out the forequarters?
  19. Demonstone
    One night I took two bar girls back to my hotel room, and it was like winning tattslotto. We all got undressed and there were six matching balls.
  20. Demonstone
    Just goes to show that there are three types of people in this world. Those who can add up and those who can't.
  21. Demonstone
    We took Luke Molan at pick 9. Armstrong slipped through to pick 25.
  22. Demonstone
    A bloke I know cut himself while shaving down there. It got infected and he nearly died from arse-nic poisoning.
  23. Demonstone
    Her real name's Rita Pinata, apparently. Had to change it because people kept hitting her with sticks.
  24. Demonstone
    Your full stop key appears to be sticking, jnrmac.
  25. Demonstone
    Keith is an ordinary guitarist the way that Bradman was an ordinary batsman, Rembrandt an ordinary painter and Ali an ordinary boxer.
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