Demonstone

That joke's wearing rather thin, chookrat old son. Might be time for a new one.

The body may still be warm, but that doesn't mean there's any life left in it.

That's easy for you to say, FireInTheBennelly

Looks fine to me. No doubt others will find reasons to complain.

He'd have to make sure he kept up the payments, or else he might get re-possessed.

I'm sure I read that Carlton have NO Friday night games, but do have two Thursday night games including the so-called 'traditional' season opener against Richmond.

It's one of the biggest double standards going around. Alcohol is accepted and even celebrated as part of our culture, but drugs are "bad". Legalise the lot or ban the lot. I'm in favour of the former. BTW, I have no vested interest here as I no longer drink, smoke nor take drugs (except the ones my Doctor prescribes).

What porpoise what that serve?

Wondered where you'd got to, ProDee. Welcome back, if only for posting a sentence with two excellent words I'd never previously encountered.

you're*

Nobody's mention Tom Gillies yet. There is a very good reason for that.

Hey old dee, tell them they could cheer up by taking some Prozac and maybe making their own movie. They could call it "Once Were Worriers".

Personally, I endeavour to leave no turn unstoned.

Well, we're off to a perfect start. Undefeated and equal top of the ladder in 2020 so far.

I can only recall Wellsy playing in the centre/onball - never as a back pocket.

Just don't call him"'Basil" whatever you do.

Some say we should have kept Frosty because he's a fan favourite, but that's only because he kept kicking the footy to them.

I think we're all expecting big things from pick 97.

My expectation is that this will be an almighty whingefest, despite the fact we have pretty much dug our own grave.

Click on your username at the top of the page, go to "ignored users" and type in the name of the poster in question.

Sure you haven't got your tin foil hat on too tight?

Dazzler (and others), just put any troll on "ignore". Your Demonland experience will be much enhanced plus they won't get the attention they thrive on and will hopefully go away.

My nomination for the most preposterous conspiracy theory of the year. Champagne comedy, sir!

Interestingly, Bartlett and Matthews both played most of their careers as champion on-ballers (rovers as they were called back then) before moving forward in the latter part of their careers and excelling in that role as well.

Biffin' was most appropriate.