Ghostwriter

Feel free to bring your little boy to our bay (behind the goals, Bourke St. end) to grab a flag or a sign to wave during the match!

Yeah coz that was the point of @Demonstone ’s post 🙄 #AnyOpportunity

Hey Old Spooky One: Enjoy watching the game today! Let’s barrack hard for our Dees.

It should be the other way around. Eyelids should be batting like mofos with a win and not bat at all with a loss since everyone’s given up, has zero care factor etc. so clearly a loss won’t surprise. By my reckoning this is Goody’s 9th or 10th Last Chance Saloon (depending on where you start, I’m going by the Alice loss). Just a friendly suggestion: if you legitimately don’t care… don’t watch it. There’s no gun to your head.

Welcome to Sad Sack City, population: lots What’s happened to our usual gameday thread? It normally doesn’t turn to sch!tt until the first bounce. Come on you lot! You can’t say you don’t care because guess what…. YOU DO CARE! Why else would you post in this thread or even read it? What’s that I don’t hear you say (but can imagine you thinking it): it’s ok for you Ghosty, you’re slightly deranged and you subsist on a diet of Red Bull and coffee. But… I’ve not had a coffee nor a Red Bull yet and I’m still as pumped for today’s match as every other week* GO YOU MIGHTY DEMONS!!! ❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙 Us by Jai and Luker. For the mathematically-challenged that’s 90 points *yeah ok, I’m still slightly deranged with or without stimulants

About a month ago an elderly DA friend rang me and asked what I know about “Dirk Wadeson” and if it looks like he’s coming to us. This morning she rang me and asked “This Wade Derksen fellah, is he any relation to that player you were telling me about a while back?” 😄

Wow. Stopping the game for a player who’s cramping up.

Yeah Izak!

Ginnivan needs a good ol’ fashioned slap upside the head

I hope it stays this close ‘til the end. Crows to win after the siren would be 🤌

Adelaide or GWS for mine. A.B.C. (Anyone But Collingwood)

This game’s all over the shop. Hard to predict a winner even at this juncture of the match.

Of course. I was too busy trying to work out wtf Shubman was thinking

Including the scalp of the captain in an epic brain-fade.

I’m doing my level best to this end. My brother and his two sons* are sitting in the cheer squad tomorrow and I’ve told them they may not necessarily be near me since we’ll likely have to spread people out. A sparse cheer squad bay is not a good look. *Carlton fans who’ve agreed to wear Dees regalia because they know it’s unwise to make Aunt Ghosty angry 😅

Oftentimes DeeZone is the only reason I bother with this site. I dearly wish there were more DeeZone-ish folks on here.

But that was MY point. I was posting purely in response to people suggesting Jack ought not play because his injury may be exacerbated. As for the rest of it, I agree this would be a great opportunity to give someone else a go.

No doubt about it, you’re a sweetheart, QD. But no amount of any of the above would help, for one can’t masquerade as a Carlton supporter* for 20 years without retaining a soft spot for them. I’m just happy I still get invited to family functions 😁 *it’s a long story, I’ve explained it here before and I don’t wanna bore folks by repeating it.

except everyone IS doubting that

I agree, other players should be given a go, and Jack’s injury is an opportunity for such. What I take issue with, and what my point is, the folks disparaging our medical staff as though they know more than them. Our doctors and physios and trainers deserve to be respected and appreciated. If we had the injury list length of some clubs everyone would be sinking the boots in.

If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry 😭

Hashtag parapraxis 😁 This shouldn’t have anything to do with who the coach is but clearly it does. No matter who is coaching a team, and where that team is on the ladder, do you think club doctors would allow a player to play with an injury if there was any risk of the injury being compounded? That’s not just stupidity, it’s a dereliction of duty.

Oh but PSDee, dontchya know? The medical experts on Demonland are way more knowledgeable on this than our club medics. Please don’t spoil the Club pile-on with your sensible surmising.

Or you could just not go.

WTF are you talking about? Seriously, that makes no sense. Maybe you could take your stream of consciousness elsewhere. Time To Go Goody beckons. Seeeya 👋