Ghostwriter

This is what has me torn in terms of Luker debuting. Of course I’d be stoked for him and I know he’d be absolutely rapt because he says he’s ready and the club medics have told him he’s fitter and stronger than he was pre-illness. Even without hearing it from them he knows this himself. BUT… Should he have a poor game I can only imagine the nasty and degrading comments, not only on here but in general from Dees fans. People don’t realise the damage this can do to a 19yo and yes, he reads Demonland.

But the Texas Tiny Head Award will always belong to this guy… Jonathon Patton aka The General.

I love Joe’s goofiness! And he has great taste in music (don’t let the Frozen song fool you). But his head is too small for his body; I find it very distracting. I coped with this for one or two matches a year when we played them, not sure I could cope with it for every match of the season 😂😂😂

You once started a thread on here titled “I like big butts and I cannot lie.” That’s a dead giveaway right there 😁 It was about players having a low centre of gravity, long bodies and short legs and in your words… big butts.

A Funeral Service is to be held for Brian Dixon at St Patrick’s Cathedral this Friday 25th July at 10:30am (doors open at 9:30am). Tickets are NOT required. The wearing of our club colours is encouraged. Funeral Service details: Brian Dixon

I never imagined you’d come up with a more zany thread title than “I like big butts and I cannot lie”… but, here we are. You’ve PBd yourself, Deeves.

Wishful thinking.

I don’t know. I assume it’s the MFB.

As a kid he always wanted to be a firefighter when he grew up and this is exactly what he is now. What an accomplished person he is.

I know it’s been posted a bazillion times but it’s never not heartwarming…

On this occasion ignore your instincts, GS. Judd isn’t going anywhere. Have faith 😁

Question (and excuse my ignorance): Maysie is out on concussion protocols. If he gets rubbed out for weeks, do the two weeks out for concussion count in the penalty or does the penalty take effect after the concussion weeks?

Maysie’s next game will be his 250th. Who knows when that’ll be ☹️

Clearly you do. You wouldn’t post on here otherwise, right?

I’m curious as to what fans think about TC. Do people wonder why we got him as a backup for Max only to never use him? Because it’s definitely worth questioning.

[censored] YAYYYYY!!!! Sorry wrong thread 😂 Collingwood losing by a point will do strange things to one’s mind 😅

A “push” gives Elliot an early Xmas present. I can’t watch this. It’s nauseating

Sounds like my boy Luker is playing well (?) Also, my other boy (I have many 😅) Tricky Ricky (?)

Having all sorts trying to watch this (casting to my TV is an on again off again sitch). Therefore very much appreciate these updates!

Is this on Kayo? Or 7mate?

😂 Big thanks. This made me laugh on an otherwise depressing day. Love you, J.

No need to feel sorry for us, Bingers. We put the time and effort in regardless of how the team’s performing. We’re as gutted as every other fan but that never affects our enthusiasm. Delusional? Maybe. But without fans like us there wouldn’t be a cheer squad and while that might mean squat to other fans, it means everything to our players and they’re who matter most to us.

So every week we get a numbered lanyard which allows us to go out on the ground. Some people have their fave player’s number every week. I always say “lucky dip me!” This week I got this one…

On the train and a guy asks me how to get to the ‘G, it’s his first week as a security guard at the ‘G and his train line is down (Mernda) so he was lost. Anyways that’s beside the point… he told me his boss told him and the other guards to expect a crowd of 40-45,000! I said “That’s all?! Where are the rest of ‘em? Bloody Carlton fans, fairweather to the core!!” Turns out bro is a Carlton supporter 😂

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