Chook

Well we are Melbourne after all.

There once was a cursed football team Who played quite alright in '18 But then went to crap and are tryna get back To a level we've, just, rarely seen.

In the late nineties where it died forever.

Jackson playing AFL footy in 2020 smacks of desperation. Only excuse is this is a Mickey Mouse season and there is no second-tier comp in which to play him. So…probs a good decision in the end.

He seems pretty awful when Lever's not in the side. I think Lever helps him play a lot better.

I don't want to wait another 7 years.

Jeez I musta missed that. Then again I'm not getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to see it, so I have an excuse.

If I had an agenda (and Clarkson does, just as we all do), I would play to that agenda. In this case the agenda is benefited by Melbourne being "a Finals Side", crippled by the rules. Of course we all know that's a laughable proposition. Melbourne? Good? Meh-heh-heh-heh!!! what a larf!!!

Unfortunately I can't foresee a situation where Tom McDonald will ever take a mark again. I just don't see how it could occur.

Feels weird playing a game this weekend. Usually we play once every 3-6 months.

Why not just play chess. Take 21 players off the bench. Make teams of 1. Opening up space, causing players to think harder to check. If checked without a move, it's a game loss. 21 players in reserve, for any who can't get up if sick.

I regularly clear both my nostrils of snot while running even in Summer. Crap tweet.

I mean I'll take it but by gosh and by golly what a train wreck this club is.

Can I just say I picked Trent Rivers to play 22 games this year. I will be wrong only on a technicality.

Carlton looks awful.

"I'm impressed." – Me, about every boss I've ever had

I dreamed last night that Max Gawn decided he would leave the Dees to go elsewhere. If Moloney hadn't done the exact same thing (in real life), I might have considered voting Moloney over Gawn just based on that alone. Reality hits, however, and I must vote Gawn. #KarmaIsABitch

Jackson should not play this year unless we get injuries. He's a kid. A tall talented kid, but I mean c'mon it's like putting a baby giraffe into a battlefield. Yeah the giraffe might stomp someone but it's not the place he belongs.

Then he obviously sucked

Brown will play between 22 and 26 games for us this year.

Langdon streaming down the wing? I like to see that.

Adelaide looks terrible early.

Rivers will be a seriously good defender from the very start of his career.

As a defender whose last name is Cole, I'm not sure I am comfortable with my name being associated with a clearly pointless area of the ground.

Sure. I’m ready to get the hope over for another year and return to normal — dreading every weekend.