WalkingCivilWar

Ah shuddupa you face!

Same as NottaMelbourne. 🙃 Megalo! Megalo! Megalo!

Yeah and I’ll take world peace and a cure for cancer. Hashtag dream on 😁

I have a Doggies friend in the know who is supremely confident ‘Marra is not going anywhere, he’s a Bulldog for keeps.

aaaand TV switched off. I’d sooner stick toothpicks through my eyeballs than watch those disgusting fans celebrating their just as disgusting team’s win. 🤮🤮🤮 We lose and Essendon win. Great start to the weekend.

Whenever ‘Marra has a good game this thread gets trotted out. It’s never gonna happen! 😅

By “good” you mean “frustrating” right? Bulldogs are fighting an uphill battle.

Omfg. This is bs. No ambiguity… he played on.

What the hell was that 50 for???!!!

What will he have left for his ANZAC Day prematch intro? He’s using up all his tickets on matches such as this: 8th vs 13th, and at Marvel (could it be any more uninteresting?)

Nice to see Ryley Sanders running in the right direction 🤣 Unlike last week

I’m also yelling at the clouds coz I find that guy’s affectation super irritating. IMDb says he’s an actor, I say he’s an over-actor 😁

Fully agree on that POS Answerth. What’s laughable is Zorko saying it’s not on and he’s gonna have a word to Answerth about it. It’s like, you started the whole pathetic thing, you moron, remember?! But if your second sentence is referring to this, I most definitely don’t agree. That wasn’t even on the same planet as Answerth’s gesture. It was hilarious, it wasn’t malicious, personally it made me stop hating Luke Parker and best of all, it was directed at an 🤮 Essendon 🤮 player so it’s all G 😁

LOL my DA buddy said to me not 10 minutes ago, “I’ll shoot the first person who says ‘No Kozzie, no Melbourne’.” He then went on to say that this is what “clueless oppo fans and the media” will likely say. I said hold my beer.

Wow, you sure are hellbent on ditching Clarrie. This is the second thread tonight in which you’ve suggested we trade him. You say he’s a country mile away from the player “we know he can be” which begs the question: why would we trade him when we know what he can (and will again) be? He’s playing with the fingers of one hand strapped together ffs.

Dee-monic: knee-jerk minus “knee”

Good. It’ll be nice n pointy for when he sticks it where it fits.

Uhm thanks… I think 🤔 I’d need a 12-step program to 86 Demonland for good. 😂 At times DL is like a Krispy Kreme donut: I know it’s not good for me, but [censored] if I can resist indulging 😜

I have absolutely no idea. My son was watching something, and now I think he and I need to talk. 😂

Oi, I’ve got three kids and two jobs… I can’t spend all my time stalking players. 90% of the time will have to do.

Nah that’s her part-time job. You see, the trick is to stalk the entire team at the one time thereby freeing up time for other things, for example, my precious chooks. Speaking of, I was at the stove the other day, turned around and this is what I was faced with… 😂 Jed (or Harry… who knows?) had got in through a window and climbed up onto a bar stool to let me know she was hungry.

She was on her second pack of fags at 5am. She’ll be coughing up a lung before the game even starts 😂 Nah, I steered clear of DL this morning; another thread on here last night being the reason. Anyways I’ll just give other threads a wide berth for now and stick to this one… until the first bounce, that is. Then it’s straight to the postgame thread to celebrate a resounding win over the Lions. We’ve so got this it hurts. 🥳 GIVE ‘EM HELL, DEES! ❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙

Thanks DD, but I actually meant a spew bucket.

And Brother Dominic would've got 12 of the best from me. Anyways, no need to be so abrasive next time. I got the name of a town wrong, big deal.

Where are you hermitting at? I wanna come with you.