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Sorry if I’ve offended any moths who happen to be reading this.

I remember that! He couldn’t understand what constitutes an intercept mark. Even after Hodgey explained it he said “but isn’t it just a mark?” BT has the attention span of a moth. He seems to be unable to concentrate on any given subject for more than a minute or so before having to go off on non-footy tangents.

Never in doubt!!!! nine and bl00dy ZIP!

We got this! GO DEEEEZ!!!!!

TOMMY MAC!!!!!! That’s all the red meat he eats!

McKay injured?!!

I am literally surrounded by Carlton supporters. I must’ve done something heinous in a previous life. ? GO DEEEEZ!!! ❤️?

I hope it rains... Rains goals, that is!!! Off the boots of Tommy Mac, BBB, Fritta and whomever else wants to partake. ❤️? GO DEEEES !!!!

You might be right... I once married an Essendon supporter!

I just read this article. It’s great! ❤️?

In the supermarket and a halfwit in a Carlton beanie says to me, “youse are gonna lose today and you know why? Coz youse never play good against Colt’n.” I didn’t reply. I just wondered, “who ties your shoelaces for you?” ? Hey, can you hear that? It’s the sound of Darwin rolling in his grave. ?

I’ve had five cigarettes and three cups of coffee for breakfast. It must be gameday. ? ???? ☕️ ☕️ ☕️☕️

Let’s NOT let Harry McKay further strengthen his lead on the Coleman medal board!!! GO THE MIGHTY DEEEEEZ!!! ❤️?

Ugh. Second on the ladder is SO round five. ?

No way! Dogs got lucky tonight imo. Outta these two, Port are the team to watch. They should’ve won this.

In that case I am forever indebted to Four Pillars Gin. I sent a screenshot of your post to a couple of Port diehards, friends of mine, and even they find it hilarious. We’re all still lol-ing like mofo’s.

Every time they show a crowd shot of the Port fans I think of this. ?

Idk why but I simply cannot stop laughing at this. Legit crying Rn ?

Must be Bont’s birthday. Nice gift he just got.

Yes!!! I didn’t think of that!

Apart from Coll and Ess, couldn’t have picked a better team for North’s first win.

Yeah nah, this is defs not the Hutchy we all know and tolerate. ?

LOST: One Plot If found please return to Hutchy

The biggest missed opportunity tonight? That’d be in the first quarter, Jack Sinclair on the bench, Saints doc hovering over him holding a pair of scissors yet Sinclair still has that mullet intact.

A comedy of errors.