WalkingCivilWar

Who on earth’s buying one of these? That is, apart from maybe Mrs McKay or Mrs King or Mrs De Koning or Mrs Sooky-Scott. That’s two teams, but three?! That said, the one that incorporates the home strip and the away strip of one team would be pretty cool.

I don’t know. Am I? You tell me. In what way am I just too much? If you’re gonna post your little rhetorical question how about you elaborate while you’re at it.

I won’t

That wasn’t anger (trust me, you’d know if it was anger), it’s EXASPERATION.

Oh will you please give it a rest! You seem hell bent on killing everyone’s buzz. Yes I know everyone’s entitled to their opinion but duuuude you’re just too much.

I’ve not seen the incident. I’ll watch the replay when I get home. I just want him to reach this milestone sooner rather than later.

If Harmesy does cop a week, there’s one positive thing to come from it… he won’t be playing his 150th on KB. That means he’ll potentially be playing it at Mordor (🤮), but at least he’ll get the attention and appreciation he deserves and the entire banner dedicated to him. ❤️💙

👏👏👏👏

Ooooze

Nibs practicing goal kicking… and nailing them!

This little meeting out in the middle has been going for over half an hour. They seem really serious, no laughing or joviality whatsoever. The obscured player is Gussy.

Not liking tonight’s banner content: Uncharacteristically aggressive for us.

Is it just me or does it feel like forever since our last win?! It’s been three weeks, feels like three years. Anyways, huge news for anyone who knows the second love of my life (after the Dees of course. Soz sons, should’ve got into footy)… my chooks. This morning- MELKSY LAID AN EGG!!!! This is the first egg laid since we tragically lost our last brood to a fox who clearly didn’t get the memo about being nocturnal. This would DEFINITELY be a good omen since Melksy played superbly last time vs Carlton. It’s a shame he’s this week’s mandatory Melbourne suspended player. 😭

Perhaps Red was referring to the album title. (?)

Just realised you clearly know the song since you just quoted a line from it. Or was that a coincidence?

“He’s crazy in the coconut”

Lyrics from a song by a very much underrated Australian band called The Avalanches.

You know it’s gonna be a loooonnnggg GameDay when we start talking about [censored] like coffee and the Lion King. 😂

The skinniness is genetic. No amount of bulking up attempts will change his body, particularly his limbs.

Coffee ban? Why? WHY?????? Yeah nah, good luck with that Layz. Wish I could do the same. I would except there’d likely be a spike in random homicides in the western suburbs.

You callin’ me old, Layz? edit: before you answer that, know that I’m on my third coffee already and as is the case every GameDay, my hair-trigger emotions are off the charts and I will hunt you down and it won’t be pretty. K? K! 😆

‘Trying’ in this instance being an adjective or a verb?

I think it was around long before that since my grandad used to say it and he’d be like 1000 years old were he alive today. 😁

You do mean “tired” right?

⬆️ This. Except in a much nicer way, and not disparaging birds of any kind.